" squinch "

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1: when you are tightening up your butt & gravy leaks out

  * e.g.,  ... Dan: "God, please...Jesus, please let me make it to the restroom!"(as Dan races towards the restroom, he squinches his butt) "OOPS, I feel gravy!" 

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1: When you squeeze and pinch something or someone. squeeze + pinch = squinch.

  * e.g.,  ... Seeing a baby with fat cheeks makes me want to squinch them. 

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1: Squinch /skwɪn(t)ʃ/

  * e.g.,  ... "I just can't wait to squinch his lil' cheeks!" or "Imma squich you!" then launch yourself at your much beloved partner. 

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2: To squash, squeeze, pinch etc in a non-harmful way. Think of an aunt or grandma pinching a baby's cheeks, she "squinches" their cheeks.

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3: Used in reference to acts of "cute aggression"

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1: To tighten or bring together.

  * e.g.,  ... The kerning looks awful on that. Squinch the "C" and the "O" together. 

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1: Squinting in anguish

  * e.g.,  ... Your favorite soccer teams is in the world cup final. Unfortunately, at the 90th minute, one of its players misses the penalty kick that would make your team world champion. 

 [ "squinch" ]

1: A square inch. if you didn't fiure that out, your an idiot.

  * e.g.,  ... it's 7 squinches thick. 

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1: verb. to poop

  * e.g.,  ... Damn, pull over at the Kwikmart, I gotta squinch 

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1: What is done to a ginch (c.f.).

  * e.g.,  ... Hey, Ohio, squinch that ginch! 

 [ "squinch" ]

1: a dried-up and used-up middle aged female bar denizen...a bar clam

  * e.g.,  ... If you buy that squinch a drink you'll never get rid of her 

 [ "Squinched" ]

1: According to Solar Opposites S01E01 according to Urban Dictionary to have been squinched means to have been cut loose

  * e.g.,  ... OMG Vanbo we've been squinched!