" simper "

 [ "simper" ]

1: a person who is a mega simp does anything for e-girls and his mom

  * e.g.,  ... damn milo little is such a fucking simper 

 [ "simper" ]

1: a mega simp who does anything for e girls and his mom

  * e.g.,  ... damn ted oneil is such a fucking simper 

 [ "Simpers" ]

1: Simpers are the people who are falling instantly in love with people they don't know but find very attractive.

  * e.g.,  ... Michael: Oh dude look, there are some very nice girls Paolo: Damn yes Michael: We are such Simpers 

 [ "Simpers" ]

1: When a bunch of people are “simping” on something or someone.

  * e.g.,  ... “God, those people are such simpers” 

 [ "Simper" ]

1: What happens when juices are on a pan. The juice often simpers.

  * e.g.,  ... "I cooked roast beef yesterday...my whole body was filled with the juices gentle simpering." 

 [ "Simpers" ]

1: A family name given to a man with a heart of gold. This name is used as the last name for someone who's a handyman, who loves the rush of a challenge, and who loves being with others. You might find Mr. Simpers constructing a squat rack out of nothing but wood, piecing together a potato cannon, or building a dog shed. Simpers will also partake in a large assortment of drinking; they have a tendency to enjoy fine whiskeys. He will enjoy the water; whether gazing over it, fishing while the sun rises, or rowing with his friends. Although extremely intelligent, Simpers will reject the idea of a "normalized education", advocating instead for a trade school or military service. He will be your best friend for life, and will always be there for you.

  * e.g.,  ... "You should always remind a Simpers to not release gas while cuddling with a date" 

 [ "Simper" ]

1: Verb - To tinker. To alter slightly in a manner to improve

  * e.g.,  ... I have Simpered with my Fantasy Football team 

 [ "Simper Saiyan" ]

1: When you simp so hard for a girl that you transcend simphood, and become become the next level of Simp.

  * e.g.,  ... Henry was so mad that the trolls of the internet were bashing his E-Girlfriend, that he went full Simper Saiyan and accelerated his WPM in typing from 50 to 120, able to fend of the hordes of bullies. 

 [ "Simper Fi" ]

1: faithfully a simp. Based on Semper Fi (the motto of the US Marine Corps) which means "always faithful".

  * e.g.,  ... I just joined the Simp Nation by paying for Belle Delphine's OnlyFans. Simper Fi! 

 [ "Simpering simpleton" ]

1: It is an iconic insult used by our beloved Preminger to express his annoyance

  * e.g.,  ... Nick speaking: uhh the Queen premmy speaking: you simpering simpleton!!! 

 [ "Simpering simpleton" ]

2: Which we heard him using against nick (one of his 2 henchmen)when he said something completely obvious that angered our little darl