" boff "

 [ "boff" ]

1: a quickie

  * e.g.,  ... "think we can squeeze in a quick boff in between classes?" 

 [ "boff" ]

1: A specific type of sexual intercourse having all of the following qualifications: 1) It is super high speed 2) At least one of the participants does not know the others name. 3) The male's trousers are not complely removed. Also, some definitions require the intercouse to take place at the Kimwood Apartments

  * e.g.,  ... I boffed some bitch at a lame party. 

 [ "boff" ]

1: The way Gary Dell'Abate addresses Howard Stern

  * e.g.,  ... "I'm sorry, boff! I didn't mean to do that..." 

 [ "boff" ]

1: A short, odorless, basso-profundo fart. Also, the act of emitting such a fart. Usually considered vulgar. Named after the Roman Catholic theologian Leonardo Boff.

  * e.g.,  ... Someone on the elevator let out a boff just as the door closed. A man in a business suit said, "All right, who boffed?" 

 [ "boff" ]

1: (Leicester slang) A friendly 'insult' to describe someone who is clever.

  * e.g.,  ... She got 48 out of 50 on the test! What a boff. 

 [ "boff" ]

1: Short for "Boffin," meaning clever person.

  * e.g.,  ... LaShanda- Omg i was like so right he was like omg i so can't and i was like... 

 [ "boff" ]

2: What all the cool kids wish they could be.

  * e.g.,  ... Whittley- Desist at once, you incompetent fool! We are now boffs, mate innit 

 [ "boff" ]

1: Fuck or screw, not love just done to get off. No particular speed or place.

  * e.g.,  ... Jane, let's go boff. 

 [ "boff" ]

1: Another word for vomit, munt, spew, etc. Seems to be a mainly Melbourne term.

  * e.g.,  ... Ergh, I feel so seedy. I think I might go have a quick boff in the bushes. 

 [ "boff" ]

1: Flatulence or "farting" while drinking BEER during the 1980s, apparently. (Definitely NOT being blackout drunk and committing sexual assault while under the influence of young male white privilege, denying it 35 years later, and taking your "rightful" place on the SCOTUS after an all-too-brief, limited-in-scope sham investigation. Not that.)

  * e.g.,  ... "Wow, check out Kavanaugh! When he boffs, the girls start running!" 

 [ "boff" ]

1: pucker ting, describes how good something is

  * e.g.,  ... that chicken looks boff