" pleasantry "

 [ "Lucifer's pleasantries" ]

1: First, have some bitch give you a dirty blow job, mouthin all over your feces-encrusted hairy rooster. Now listen to the next part carefully because it is done through precision timing, hours of practice, and a dirty one legged mexican named antonio. You yank your one eyed gorilla out of that whore's mouth right before you feel dessert is about to be served, and take a lighter to the semen shooting out of your sparkling beam, lighting the juice on fire midair. While the raining meteors clunk on the hooker's face, calmly look into that crack-head's eyes and whisper "you're a wizard, harry." Conclude this lovely session by soaking your hand in Bengay and fist the bitch's pussy, clawing at the walls of her genitalia.

  * e.g.,  ... After she lapped on my balls, i decided to perform Lucifer's pleasantries on her. 

 [ "Piss Pleasantries" ]

1:  When one sees someone of at least moderate celebrity in the washroom and decides to talk to them. This can range from local newscasters to Hollywood celebrities. Usually one forgets that under normal circumstances they wouldn't pee right beside someone if they didn't have to, or that they could become the reason why the "celebrity" never goes to that place ever again. When one is cornered in the bathroom by someone they don't know or like. These usually happen when one or both participants are inebriated.

  * e.g.,  ... Piss Pleasantries are only creepy if you don't know the person or are only vaguely acquainted with the person you are exchanging them with. Fabian sees some guy from the third Terminator movie in the washroom at The Freehouse. Even though he's the only other person in the washroom, he chooses the urinal next to him. 

 [ "piss pleasantries" ]

1: The type of conversation you have with a person you're not really inclined to talk to. What you say when your better side, or simply human nature, is too polite to ignore someone you don't like, don't want to talk to, but have just unexpectedly bumped into.

  * e.g.,  ... "Did you see Veruca the other day? Her fashion sense is awful." 

 [ "Lucifer's pleasantries" ]

1: A made up sexual act for those of you retarded enough to click on every fucking link of a term on this website that you do not know the meaning of. (Read first definition)

  * e.g.,  ... I hope you had a good laugh, because after reading that stupid shit about Lucifer's pleasantries, you are now scarred for life.