" tautness "

 [ "taut" ]

1: A seldom used synonym of tight. Using it in conversation often confuses the listener for a moment. The word "taut" is widely known but will make you seem different if used in a sentence.

  * e.g.,  ... Tony: Hey, look... That girl has that taut badunkadunk butt like you like. 

 [ "taut" ]

1: A word used by people who want to feel smart, or to brag about how they go to college. These people are typicaly name Keith or Trace.

  * e.g.,  ... Zack- The pool valley ball net seems a little loose can someone please make it tight. 

 [ "taut" ]

1: A word that means tight but but can be used instead of "hot" to descibe pretty much anything you think is cool.

  * e.g.,  ... Lyke OMGs britney tht iz lyke the tautest haircut 4 yew! 

 [ "Taut" ]

1: To be upset or sad, or angry.

  * e.g.,  ... Teacher: Tom stop it! 

 [ "Taut Law" ]

1:  A rule or law defining a persons' use of redundant phrasing or wording; (of) forming a contradictory concept that occurs preconsciously before syntax

  * e.g.,  ... Doug: ...my life just sucks now--without Marge in my life, I am lost 

 [ "Cleaval Tautness" ]

1: The section of a woman's shirt in between the breasts that is stretched horizontally by her breasts and/or cleavage. Visually, the stretched shirt material is seen to have ripples that signify the mechanical pressure that the (usually large) breasts exert on their restraints.

  * e.g.,  ... Did you see Madison yesterday? Her shirt had significant cleaval tautness due to her massive rack.