" mushroom "

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1: (n.) Fungus that appears between hordes of dancing badgers that appear from nowhere. After fives sets of "mushroom mushroom", a snake is brought in to give the mushrooms a rest. The whole process repeats over and over.

  * e.g.,  ... I was going to post about badgers, but that word is mentioned enough in other definitions 

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2: (abbr.) Mushroom cloud, the shape of smoke from atomic or nuclear bombing.

  * e.g.,  ... Quentin Tarantino is a mushroom 

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3: (n.) a person with a large forehead, dispropotinal to the jaw and lower face.

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1: the top part of a dick that looks like a mushroom, looks like that if youve been circumcized

  * e.g.,  ... There's two types of dicks- mushrooms and anteaters 

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1:  A food

  * e.g.,  ... Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Mushroom Mushroom 

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2:  A fungi

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3:  A drug

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4:  A song ( badger )

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1: A drinking game where multiple people sit in a circle around an upside down cup. They go around the circle, one by one drawing cards from a deck and depending upon what the card is everyone has to react accordingly.

  * e.g.,  ... "We played 3 games of mushroom last night and I got so wasted off the waterfalls." "If you want to pwn Matt in mushroom, ask him about his chode when a queen is drawn!" 

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2: CARD MEANINGS: (some variability exists)

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3: 2= You; the person who drew the card chooses someone to drink (take a large gulp of their drink)

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4: 3= Me; the person who drew the card must drink

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5: 4= Floor; Everyone must slap the floor with their hand, and the last person to do it must drink

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6: 5= Guys; All the guys in the group must drink

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7: 6= Chicks; All the chicks in the group must drink

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8: 7= Heaven; Everyone must raise their hand in the air, and the last person to do it must drink

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9: 8= Date; The person who drew the card picks someone and they both drink together

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10: 9= Busta Rhyme; The person who drew the card says a word and then everyone has to go around the circle saying words that rhyme with it, the first person who can't think of one has to drink

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11: 10= Categories; The person who drew the card indicates a category, and everyone has to go around saying things that fit into that category. The first person who fails must drink

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12: Jack= Back; The person before the person who drew the card must drink

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13: Queen= Questions; The person who drew the card asks someone a question and they must answer with a question or ask someone else a question. The first person who answers or says something not in question form must drink.

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14: King= Rule; The person who drew the card gets to create a rule that must be followed for the rest of the game.

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15: Ace= Waterfall; The person who drew the card starts drinking, followed by the next person who can't stop drinking until the person in front of them stops.

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16: After you draw the card you place it on top of the upside down cup in the middle of the circle, thus creating a mushroom. If someone knocks over the mushroom they must finish their drink.

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1: A yummy fungus that grows in the dark and feeds on manure

  * e.g.,  ... I must be a mushroom, people keep me in the dark, and feed me bullshit 

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1: A fun guy. As in the plural of fungus or mushroom: fungi

  * e.g.,  ... I love hanging out with him... That guy is a mushroom! 

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1: Fungus.

  * e.g.,  ... "Hey, I got some of those Portobello mushrooms for that pizza!" 

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2: An interesting poisoning occurs when certain types are ingested in large doses.

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1: a dick slap across the face of someone, leaving a red mark resembeling the head of a mushroom.

  * e.g.,  ... "i whipped that bitch out and gave 'er a mushroom" 

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1: When you pull your scrotum over your penis forming a mushroom like shape where your genetiles should be.

  * e.g.,  ... Sam, your mushroom is huge!! 

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1: something that always comes after a badger.

  * e.g.,  ... Badger! Badger! Badger! Badger! Badger! Badger!