" perjury "

 [ "perjury" ]

1: Lying under oathe. What got Bubba Clinton impeached while President. It had NOTHING to do with an adulterous affair with his intern, Monica Lewinsky. His impeachement was ENTIRELY Constitutional because the U.S Constitution lists pergery among "high crimes and misdeameanors" because it can get you thrown into jail.

  * e.g.,  ... Perjury is stupid and can get you thrown in jail. Just tell the truth, because the truth will eventually come out anyway. Save yourself further embarassment. 

 [ "perjury" ]

1: Trying to run game on the judge in a case where you can get played

  * e.g.,  ... my baby mamma lying bout having insurance for my son. 

 [ "perjury" ]

1: synonym of boofing and devil's triangle

  * e.g.,  ... he was convicted of perjury and is awaiting sentencing 

 [ "Perjury" ]

1: Telling a lie during a trial despite pledging the oath to tell the truth

  * e.g.,  ... 1: Did You hear about that trial? 

 [ "cosmetic perjury" ]

1: noun:

  * e.g.,  ... aks:"dude did u see that guy, what crap has he done to his hair,looks like he's got a broom up his head" 

 [ "cosmetic perjury" ]

2: the tactful response required when u meet an acquaintance who has proudly changed hi/her hair, face or body in a failed attempt to improve his/ her appearance.

  * e.g.,  ... mj:"so , did u manage the cosmetic perjury??" 

 [ "Perjury Trap" ]

1: When you know someone did something, you ask them about it and they lie to you. Lying when the other person already knows the answer.

  * e.g.,  ... I was caught lying under oath about robbing the bank. They setup a perjury trap since they had it on video the whole time! 

 [ "perjury trap" ]

1: The act of asking a liar a question under oath

  * e.g.,  ... Asking the President if he has done anything illegal is a perjury trap because everything he does is illegal and everything he says is a lie, therefore the statements can’t be reconciled. 

 [ "Perjury" ]

1: A potato player who makes everyone on the team look good.

  * e.g.,  ... Bahi: When are you comming back? I nees my perjury 

 [ "perjury trap" ]

1: n. Donald J. Trump’s inner circle; the location of any close associate of Donald J. Trump; the place someone goes if they align their interests with those of Donald J. Trump

  * e.g.,  ... “Don’t tell me a perjury trap isn’t real, when people start colluding with Donald Trump they immediately begin lying themselves into criminal investigations, then they perjure themselves until they are convicted felons.” 

 [ "Perjury Trap" ]

1: The hole between a liar's nose and chin.

  * e.g.,  ... If Donald Trump doesn't want to get arrested he shouldn't open his perjury trap.