" whopper "

 [ "whopper" ]

1: A yummy sandwich made by an underpaid teenager working at burgerking.

  * e.g.,  ... "last night I ate a whopper." 

 [ "whopper" ]

1: An person who makes an absolute fool out of themself, without being aware that others are laughing at them!!

  * e.g.,  ... Get on that fuc**in whopper over there !! 

 [ "whopper" ]

1:  something of great size

  * e.g.,  ... That shoe is a whopper. 

 [ "whopper" ]

2:  a complete lie

 [ "whopper" ]

1: well when used around the glasgow vecinity "whopper" is used to decribe a piece of information as termanologically inexact (a lie)

  * e.g.,  ... "uff man thats a pure whopper and a half" 

 [ "whopper" ]

1: an exaggerated story; a BS story.

  * e.g.,  ... Chuck has never caught a big fish or a hot girl in his life. All he does is tell whoppers. 

 [ "whopper" ]

1: An exclamation used at the sight of a male blessed in the trouser regions.

  * e.g.,  ... "Even though Julie never ate fast food, she'd always jump at the chance to swallow a whopper." 

 [ "whopper" ]

2: An adjective used to describe the above average size of a penis.

 [ "whopper" ]

1: The original malted milk balls.

  * e.g.,  ... Tara has chocolate whoppers in her pants.  

 [ "whopper" ]

1: A word used to describe a not so attractive person, or a person with a bit of a geeky personality.

  * e.g.,  ... " He's such a whopper" 

 [ "whopper" ]

1: A black woman with blonde pubes. The pubes can be a result of dying, bleaching or genetics.

  * e.g.,  ... I went down on Jamiqua and ate that whopper! 

 [ "whopper" ]

1: an overly ugly person.

  * e.g.,  ... hi, you're fuckin' whoppin! 

 [ "whopper" ]

2: one who should be digested by a constipated rhino as they would come out better looking in the long term.

  * e.g.,  ... i can't believe you went with that whopper... 

 [ "whopper" ]

3: also see hoachin' wain

  * e.g.,  ... i just seen a proper whopper talkin to a hoachin wain at a minger convention