" midget "

 [ "midget" ]

1: Crowded elevators smell different to these people

  * e.g.,  ... Crowded elevators, believe me 

 [ "midget" ]

1: mid grade marijuana

  * e.g.,  ... Yo you know where I can get any midget? 

 [ "midget" ]

1: 1) a person far below the range of normal height. Being extremely short but otherwise in proper proportion is not a medical diagnosis; the term "midget" is not a medical one. However, the broader term "short stature" (<5th percentile or under about 5'5" for men/5' for women) is used, but like "midget" is not a medical diagnosis unless it is due to hormonal problems.

  * e.g.,  ... This is what I think the height categories are (men): 

 [ "midget" ]

2: 2) (slang) a man 5'5" or shorter.

  * e.g.,  ... 5'1" or under Midget 

 [ "midget" ]

1: a unit of measurement: equal to 3 feet and 65 lbs.

  * e.g.,  ... I am 2 midgets tall. I weigh 2 and 1/3midget or little people. It snowed almost 2 midgets in philadelphia last week. Instead of a ruler I use a midget 

 [ "midget" ]

1: God's personal punch lines.

  * e.g.,  ... Carlos is such a midget, everytime I see him I just wanna laugh. 

 [ "midget" ]

1: often referred to as 'elfitis' midgets are defined as being vertically challenged and the center of most perverse porno films with low quality.

  * e.g.,  ... I just saw a 'midget' in a jar of jelly with 2 fat women 

 [ "midget" ]

1: Modern-day "dwarves".

  * e.g.,  ... "Don't piss off a midget. They may look small but they're actually high-jumpers, and they know how to kick ass." 

 [ "midget" ]

1: midgets, the perfect object to punt into a wall

  * e.g.,  ... that midget stole me gold!!! 

 [ "midget" ]

1: noun-a being which packs twice the sexiness of a normal human into a considerably smaller frame.

  * e.g.,  ... Unlike monkeys, midgets are eye level to everything good in life. 

 [ "midget" ]

1: small but perfectly formed (no offence, but completely different to dwarves) and yes, we certainly do kick ass!

  * e.g.,  ... midget means beautiful diminutive creature,fantastic friend, fearsome enemy, less than 5' but can make a giant quiver in bed or in battle!