" colossus "

 [ "colossus" ]

1: Noun. Embarassingly big object.

  * e.g.,  ... John, did you cycle in on your colossus today? That number 6 has a colossus following him around in the scrum! 

 [ "colossus" ]

2: Can only be used when in the presence of the object, so the owner or object itself can hear, yet not understand the context.

 [ "Colossus" ]

1: Any of the 16 antagonists in SotC. The colossi are imposing creatures made of stone and dark fur resembling grass. Surprisingly, not all of them are huge in size, but they still require thinking to find and exploit their magic sigils, where they must be struck by with the ancient sword.

  * e.g.,  ... A glowing pattern of light similar to the design on Wander's tabard, the Sigil must be struck to slay the colossi. Striking these points does great damage to a colossus and are the only way of mortally wounding them. Some sigils will vanish after a certain amount of damage has been done, forcing Wander to find the other sigils. 

 [ "Colossus" ]

1: Peter Rasputin. A member of the X-Men who could change his skin to organic steel. Romantically involved with Shadowcat, A.K.A. Kitty Pryde, and with Zsaji, the alien healer. Killed while testing the cure for the Legacy Virus.

  * e.g.,  ... Poor old Colossus- he died for the team. 

 [ "Colossus" ]

1: Being incredibly strong, like the marvel super hero

  * e.g.,  ... Ive been working out so now im Colossus and i could destroy you 

 [ "Colossus" ]

1: Colossus is a superhero badass with incresdible strength and amazingly good speed for his metallic organic steel. But the poor guy took one for the team and died by the legacy virus PS he came back and kicked everyone's ass

  * e.g.,  ... That Colossus is heroic 

 [ "Colossus" ]

1: An amazing coaster at thorpe park.You fall out in the inlines.

  * e.g.,  ... Colossus is good and i love it not like alton towers which is poo. 

 [ "Colossus" ]

1: The act crying, vomiting, urinating, defecating, and sneezing simultaneously. Other bodily functions that qualify for the colossus are: coughing, belching, farting, sharting, or bleeding. Note: a mini-colossus is the combination of any thee functions at once.

  * e.g.,  ... Gross, dude, did you just colossus? 

 [ "colossus of clout" ]

1: George Herman Ruth Junior aka Babe Ruth As heard in the 1993 movie The Sandlot

  * e.g.,  ... Smalls: I was gonna put the ball back. 

 [ "Shadow of the Colossus" ]

1: Created by the brilliant Team ICO, under direction of Fumito Ueda, Shadow of the Colossus is the worthy sequal (or prequal, however you want to interprete the timeline) to ICO, an underrated masterpiece of a videogame released for the PS2 back in 200

  * e.g.,  ... Boy: Hey, what game is that? 

 [ "Shadow of the Colossus" ]

2:  Shadow of the Colossus is set in the ICO universe, an undetermined number of years before the events of ICO itself, and features a lone warrior (Wander), his trusty steed (Agro),recently deceased girlfriend (Mono) and 16 mysterious beasts (Colossi). These, for the vast majority of the game, are the only characters involved. The story is the simplest of tales of love: Wander is tasked with the slaying of all 16 colossi (with just a sword, bow and arrows) in order to bring his girlfriend back to life.

  * e.g.,  ... Gamer: Shadow of the Colossus. 

 [ "Shadow of the Colossus" ]

3:  Shadow of the Colossus is a testament to the brilliance of Fumito Ueda and Team ICO, turning such a simple premise into one of the greatest videogames of all time, and the game oozes the jaw-dropping artistic direction that only Fumito Ueda can produce.

  * e.g.,  ... Boy: It looks amazing, with an unrivalled art direction and real sense of loneliness to the landscape. The sound effects are haunting and the emotive architechture is a really subtle touch. You really made a good investment with this game! 

 [ "Shadow of the Colossus" ]

4:  This game is at once epic, haunting and lonely. A masterpiece that should be enjoyed by all people of all backgrounds.

  * e.g.,  ... Gamer: ....I only bought it because the box was made out of cardboard... 

 [ "Shadow of the Colossus" ]

5: As a side note, Shadow of the Colossus sold significantly more copies than ICO because of the increased emphasis on violence, however somehow I think Rockstar will sleep easy tonight.

 [ "Shadow of the Colossus" ]

1: A fucking great game. Better than any pussy ass ps3 or 360 game. This fucker had you killing 16 bad ass bosses in a row in a fucking sexy environment. This game is the greatest game i ever played. Man, After playing this game you'll want to burn the box and inject the smoldering ashes into your retina. And check out this mutha fucka, the third in the series is coming out soon. Jesus I almost had a heart attack and a stroke when I heard this shit. Fuckin' Japs man, They make killer games. For the PS2, and its only $20, TWENTY DOLLARS. MAN YOU COULD BUY A SPAYED CAT OR BUY THE GREATEST EXPERIENCE OF YOUR LIFE.

  * e.g.,  ... Harley: Hey man I just bought MW2 wanna play? Jack: No, ill play Shadow Of The Colossus, the game that'll rape your mother and kill your dog. Harley:....