" pygmy "

 [ "pygmy" ]

1:  n. Mythological runt version of the human being thriving prior to the time of christ in the Middle east and areas of North Africa especially associated with Egypt n. undersized overly angry constantly menstrating rat bastard excuse for a modern civilized human being

  * e.g.,  ... May be if you ate a bit son you'd be more than just a pygmy. 

 [ "pygmy" ]

1: slang for a small child or infant..

  * e.g.,  ... "yo look at that hot momma" 

 [ "Pygmy" ]

1: Greek Mythology. A member of a race of dwarfs.

  * e.g.,  ... "That girl looks like she's ten yet she's in her third year of college. What a pygmy!" 

 [ "Pygmy" ]

2: A member of any of various peoples, especially of equatorial Africa and parts of southeast Asia, having an average height less than 5 feet (127 centimeters). Not in scientific use.

 [ "Pygmy" ]

3: A short, whiny, undeveloped, possibly malnurished teenage girl who loves to pet puppy dogs and play MallTalk. Stalked and masturbated over by Glenn.

 [ "Pygmy" ]

4: Anything small

 [ "Pygmy" ]

1: The black squishy stuff stuck between Elephants toes!

  * e.g.,  ... oh no! here comes a herd of elephants  

 [ "Pygmy" ]

1: Generally a short, long-haired youth (male). It is not uncommon to find they have rat-features.

  * e.g.,  ... 'What's that? Short with long hair? Ah! Pygmy' 

 [ "Pygmy" ]

2: Likes to think that they are musically talented. In reality, they are not as their fingers cannot stretch beyond two strings.

 [ "velcro pygmies" ]

1: the most kick ass cover band with the hottest band members

  * e.g.,  ... Hey guys... let's go watch the velcro pygmies... i heard they were awesome 

 [ "Mental Pygmy" ]

1: A person lacking the logical or cognitive constructual ability to grasp what the situation is about or what is actually going on around them! Can also be applied to groups of people (mental pygmies).

  * e.g.,  ... The mental pygmy just doesn't get it. 

 [ "pygmy shrew" ]

1: The pygmy shrew is a fascinating creature, the smallest animal in God's Kingdom. The shrew is almost completely blind, and must rely on its barely adequare sense of smell to avoid its natural predators... the fox, the badger, the cat, the dog, the bear, the dolphin, the donkey, the bat, the crayfish, the buffalo, the saw, the polar bear, the crab, the plane, the monkey, the saw, the fork, the banshee, the harpsichord, the common-earthworm, and other shrews. The shrew is so tiny that it cannot maintain body heat without constant exposure to sunlight. In the winter, most will not survive... The shrew's young are born utterly hairless, and will remain so for the rest of their lives. They are entirely dependent on their mother - most of whom die in labor. The mothers that do survive face a grim future, hunted and killed by their young for sport. 99% of the baby shrews will not survive their first night unless they are found by a kindly shrew farm attendant...

  * e.g.,  ... it's fucked, basically. 

 [ "Pygmy Penis" ]

1: A very small penis scaled in proportion to a very small person, usually it takes a significant amount of hunting through a thick black forest to find the Pygmy Penis.

  * e.g.,  ... You horrible little Pygmy Penis 

 [ "pygmy bitch" ]

1: A small runt like person with the mental capacity of a potato, whom is your bitch. Often used in place of Errand boy.

  * e.g.,  ... "Pygmy bitch come here with my soda!"