" somebody "

 [ "somebody" ]

1: A person who

 [ "somebody" ]

2: ) didn't read that defenition, as it would probably permanently lower my IQ.

 [ "somebody" ]

3: ) Is still laughing at you.

 [ "somebody" ]

1: Someone who is laughing at you for wasting your time for writing all of that.

 [ "somebody" ]

1: toucha

  * e.g.,  ... my somebody touch the tank engine and my spaghet 

 [ "somebody" ]

1: IQs cannot go into the negatives.

 [ "somebody" ]

1: a loser that uses stock comebacks and is obsessed with anime

  * e.g.,  ... "waah those shitheads dont like crappy shows like evangelion so im gonna throw the same insults over and over at them" 

 [ "somebody" ]

1: 3) An idiot who thinks that 5 minutes tops on a rainy day spent writing a humorous rib is a "waste of time", and is obviously offended by it if he is so desperate to go as far as bringing it over AIM.

  * e.g.,  ... 3) hatred: "Go watch some more Dragonball Z, geek boy." Somebody: "LOLZ you wasted your time writing that! By the way, I'm going to completely contradict myself by asking to bring this to AIM directly after my former sentence about wasting time!" 

 [ "SomeBODY" ]

1: ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME, I AIN'T THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED. SHE WAS LOOKING KINDA DUMB WITH HER FINGER AND HER THUMB IN THE SHAPE OF AN "L" ON HER FOREHEAD. WELL, THE YEARS START COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING, FED TO THE RULES AND I HIT THE GROUND RUNNING. DIDN'T MAKE SENSE NOT TO LIVE FOR FUN. YOUR BRAIN GETS SMART BUT YOUR HEAD GETS DUMB. SO MUCH TO SEE, SO MUCH TO DO, NOTHING WRONG WITH TAKING THE BACKSTREETS. YOU NEVER KNOW IF YOU DON'T GO, YOU NEVER SHINE IF YOU DON'T GLOW. HEY NOW, YOU'RE AN ALLSTAR, GET YOUR GAME ON, GO PLAY, HEY NOW, YOU'RE A ROCKSTAR, GETTHE SHOW ON, GET PAID, AND ALL THAT GLITTER IS GOLD, ONLY SHOOTING STARS BREAK THE MOLD. IT'S A COLD PLACE, THEY SAY IT GETS COLDER I'm too lazy to make the rest of the song...

  * e.g.,  ... Why? This is a dying meme. SomeBODY 

 [ "somebodiness" ]

1: A word to describe a deep belief in your own dignity and worth. In your own somebody, your own self or somebodiness. To always feel like you count and matter and are worth it. A word to describe the constant feeling that your life is of ultimate significance. (paraphrased from MLK Jr.'s speech from April 3rd 1968, called "American Hero")

  * e.g.,  ... Did you here Martin Luther King Jr's speech about somebodiness? 

 [ "Somebody" ]

1: Once told me the world was gonna roll me

  * e.g.,  ... Somebody once told me... 

 [ "Somebody" ]

2: I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.

 [ "Somebody" ]

3: She was looking kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an L on her forehead

 [ "be somebody" ]

1:  To not be just another nobody.

  * e.g.,  ... "you gotta be somebody, or you gonna be somebody's fool" 

 [ "be somebody" ]

2:  Phrase from rare Mr. T video "Be somebody or be somebody's fool". Best to play a drinking game to while watching (drink whenever Mr. T says "be somebody"). Treat your mother right.