" colossal "

 [ "colossal" ]

1: a really big cock

  * e.g.,  ... His colossal dick gets him all the ladies. 

 [ "Colossal" ]

1:  Very large: Unusually or impressively large or huge.

  * e.g.,  ...  A colossal high-rise office building. 

 [ "Colossal" ]

2:  Very great or impressive.

  * e.g.,  ...  Those idiots made a colossal blunder. 

 [ "Colossal" ]

1: Used to describe a series of calamitous events that occur over a short period of time, that are either intrinsically linked, completely random, or fall somewhere in the middle.

  * e.g.,  ... Joey: Dude you won't believe what has just fuckin' happened to me over the last week! 

 [ "colossal fatass" ]

1: The largest form of fatass in the known universe, typical traits include eating, shitting, sleeping and eating while shitting. The stench from such a beast is fatal to anyone within a 5 meter radius

  * e.g.,  ... Bob:quit being such a colossal fatass and go for a walk 

 [ "Colossal stoner" ]

1: Few can consume enough cannabis to become one. A colossal stoner is the grand archmagister of the stoner kind. A colossal stoner's tolerance break lasts about half an hour. The period between each joint when he/she is not smoking is just about as long as the time it takes to roll another joint. If a colossal stoner greens out, their immediate action upon waking up is a wake&bake. A colossal stoner on average will have enough cannabinoids in their system to get arrested and charged for trafficking.

  * e.g.,  ... - "It sucks that your grandfather has Alzheimer's." 

 [ "Colossal Shitstorm" ]

1: A shitstorm of such epically huge proportions that it blocks out the sun and throws the world into a stinky, everlasting night. Metaphorically, of course.

  * e.g.,  ... My mom found my Perc 30's. She is sharpening a knife, and my dad is preparing to waterboard me. What a colossal shitstorm I have screwed myself into! 

 [ "Colossal is Crazy" ]

1: Your typical judgmental clown on YouTube. Commentates in a similar fashion to Leafyishere, or Pyrocynical, but is far more offensive and uncaring. Ironically is friends with Keemstar, Leafy, and Pyrocynical-All who typically hate each other. Believer in quality over quantity, and subsequently, releases videos rarely.

  * e.g.,  ... "Colossal is crazy uploaded a new video! Gosh it was boring waiting the equivalent of 3 Call of Duty releases!" 

 [ "Colossal Titan" ]

1: A big 60 meter tall walking slab of meat and steam from Attack on Titan who kicked the sandbox wall.

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: Have you watched Attack on Titan 

 [ "colossal shit" ]

1: a shit so enormous that most men don't live to tell the tale, although the ones that do usually lose most of their internal organs

  * e.g.,  ... I remember the day I took a colossal shit. my liver and lower intestine came out of me and so did 2 quarts of blood. they had to surgically remove my anus to let the shit come out. I am lucky to be alive today 

 [ "colossal cock" ]

1: A dick of enormous size to an astonishing degree.The ultimate weapon that can overpower even the hardest women to satisfy.No matter what situation you are in you can always walk in saying 'Hakuna matata' with that weapon of destruction or satisfaction.Use it with care and may its force satisfy her.

  * e.g.,  ... Guy: When i was young god gave me a choice between colossal cock or a good memory.But honestly i cannot remember which one i picked. Girl: Holy rooster how much of force can that colossal cock deliver ???