" canard "

 [ "Canard" ]

1: A false rumor.

  * e.g.,  ... Disbelieve the canard, young harlot. 

 [ "Canard" ]

1: Such a ditz that he put his telephone number into the microwave. Also gay.

  * e.g.,  ... "I just Canarded!" 

 [ "baller canard" ]

1: Aesthetic car accessories that make you go fast.

  * e.g.,  ... Hey man I just bought this baller canard from pep boys! Come help me install it. 

 [ "Speaker Canards" ]

1: A nonsensical combination of automotive parts. Canards being small wings attached to the front of a car to provide downforce. Smart car owners would use the term to separate knowledgeable people from the rest. An updated version of muffler bearings

  * e.g.,  ... Man - did you see that sweet Camero at SEMA? I don't know how many WHP it was making, but from the look of the speaker canards, it really means business! 

 [ "Pebbles Canard" ]

1: Pornstar nickname of Conan O'Brien, derived from the name of his first pet and street of childhood residence.

  * e.g.,  ... Pebbles Canard did his classic sensual move, the "Coco-Oh-No," in his latest sizzling adult film. 

 [ "canard" ]

1: canard french word for duck otherwise used as a nickname for people who like ducks

  * e.g.,  ... im roasting a canard/ im eating magret de canard 

 [ "Canard" ]

1: French word to say that a man is giving too much to his girlfriend

  * e.g.,  ... Guillaume est un canard, il passe ses vacances au téléphone avec sa copine