" deceit "

 [ "Deceit" ]

1: Deceit Sanders (real name unknown) represents Thomas Sanders', well, deceit on the web series Sanders Sides.

  * e.g.,  ... "Deceit's a slimy boi, Logan! A slimy boi!" "To the best of my knowledge, he does not excrete slime." --- "Deceit. Real classy of you to sneak up on a Side in the middle of house-keeping." 

 [ "Deceit" ]

1: One slimy snakey boi with a half snek face who pretends to be your dad but is not.

  * e.g.,  ... "Deceit is one slimy boi" 

 [ "Deceit" ]

1: To cheat, go behind back, to lie.

  * e.g.,  ... His face was red with guilt and deceit when he finally told his wife that he had another wife for the past five years. 

 [ "Deceitful" ]

1: Giving someone the impression that they can trust you,but then doing something to spite them.

  * e.g.,  ... She broke up with her boyfriend after discovering his deceitful side. 

 [ "Deceitful" ]

1: Deliberately misleading: intentionally misleading or fraudulent.

  * e.g.,  ... He acted very deceitful, lying about insurances to gain exrta money. 

 [ "Deceit" ]

1: the action or practice of deceiving someone by concealing or misrepresenting the truth.

  * e.g.,  ... She won her promotion by deceit. He is above meanness and deceit. 

 [ "Deceit Sanders" ]

1: A slimey boi, Thomas' Deceitful side Has a very nice outfit, we stan.

  * e.g.,  ... Deceit Sanders first on-screen moments: Logan : DECEIT! 

 [ "Deceitful Cuntbag" ]

1:  A lying, deceitful cunt of a female who goes behind the back of the person she says she loves and just fucks whichever guy and/or retarded girl is handy. A leeching succubus of a whore who will take everything you have and smile in your face while she blows someone behind you back. Worthless person whom has let down and disappointed everyone who has ever cared about her and deserves whatever karma does to such a horrible person who is as ugly inside as she is beautiful outside (b4 she got chunky and cottage cheesy anyway). *beware false indications of good sex, unless one likes to stab a chubby dead fish from behind.

  * e.g.,  ... Deceitful Cuntbag. See also whore cunt skank 

 [ "Receipt of Deceit" ]

1: The sheets of toilet paper that secretly stick to you even as you exit the bathroom.

  * e.g.,  ... Get a load of the Receipt of Deceit on that guy's shoe! He must've paid the roll troll a lot of turdage in that transaction. 

 [ "liberal deceit" ]

1: An all-purpose catchphrase denouncing any and all ideas, arguments, behaviours and/or organizations perceived as being "liberal". Used primarily by ultra-right wing reactionary wingnuts (a small but unfortunately vocal segment of regular conservatism) for whom the term has an almost satanic connotation. The general purpose is to portray all political ideologies not supportive of their own as subversive, deceptive and dishonest.

  * e.g.,  ... "It's another liberal falsehood. I don't expect that falsehood to bother liberals, but it will matter to everyone else. It's going into the growing list of liberal deceit." - Andrew Schlafly 

 [ "liberal deceit" ]

2: The term was made particularly popular by Conservapedia, "the trustworthy encyclopedia", and its founder, Andrew Schlafly. Its overuse there has since weakened its effectiveness substantially, particularly anywhere on the internet. Consequently, it is almost never taken seriously anymore by either side of the political spectrum. Often the term is used to mock or parody fundamentalists and paranoid political demonization of the opposition, although Poe's Law may sometimes lead to confusion with actual ultra-conservatives making making "serious" arguments.