" missionaries "

 [ "missionaries" ]

1: A group of annoying religeous fanatics who come to your door to attempt to convert you to their pathetic religeon. Usually having no respect for anybody else but their own scewed beliefs about how they can become gods, and in the case of the mormons, racism and polygamy.

  * e.g.,  ... Hello there, we have come to tell you about some great news! Fact of the matter is, you can be IMMORTAL! you can actually FLY and make black people pick cotton for you. just JOIN our religeon. DO IT NOW OR DIE! WERE A MISSIONARIES! 

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2: -Immune to logic

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3: -Wears a suit and tie usually

 [ "missionaries" ]

4: -Funded by massive religeous projects that rip money out of the poor dumb people who follow them

 [ "missionaries" ]

5: -Travel in groups of 2 usually

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6: -Extremely stupid, and they often sacrifice a whole 2 years of their lives (thats 2% of your life if your optimistic).

 [ "missionary" ]

1: the best sex position for them first timers. cause, ladies, it hurts!

  * e.g.,  ... Since it was my first time, we was doin it missionary. 

 [ "missionary" ]

1: Probably one of the most overused and boring positions ever. the chicks lays on her back, and the guy gets on top. Nothing special.

  * e.g.,  ... They were in the missionary position 

 [ "missionary" ]

1: a basic sex position where the girl lies on her back and spreads her legs so the male can sit and insert his penis in her vagina.

  * e.g.,  ... daniel and carrie often do the missionary position when love making. 

 [ "Missionary" ]

1: Missionary style

  * e.g.,  ... He fucked me in missionary style 

 [ "missionary" ]

1: - A person (esp. Christian) who goes on a religious trek to expand their faith.

  * e.g.,  ... The missionary "position" is the most common. 

 [ "missionary" ]

2: - Popular sex position in which one partner lays on their back, and the other lays on top of him/her, facing one another.

 [ "missionary" ]

3: - A death metal/black metal/doom metal band from Arizona, USA.

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4: - 1982 British comedy film starring Monty Python's Michael Palin

 [ "the missionary" ]

1: where yo bish is on her back with her knees in her face and your makin da babies

  * e.g.,  ... want to try the missionary tonight? 

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1: intercourse takes place with girl on bottom, male on top inbetween her legs.

  * e.g.,  ... I fucked her missionary style last night! 

 [ "missionary" ]

1: the regular sex position man on top of woman

  * e.g.,  ... missionary is when the man gets on top of girl and rides her 

 [ "Missionaries" ]

1: People from (usually) Christian faiths who go knocking door to door spreading their view on Christianity (or likewise). They most common variety are the LDS (mormons) and Jehova's Witnesses (Jay Dubs). They can easily be identified, the LDS Missionaries always wear either suits or white shirts, ties, and slacks and always come in pairs of two, and in rare occasions three. The JW missionaries usually come in a car with at least two (sometimes a full car) and only one will knock on each door (as compared to LDS missionaries who both go to the same door at the same time). Also, LDS missionaries are usually 19-21 year old men, occasionally women of the same age, and in even rarer occasions elderly couples. The Jehova Witnesses come in nearly the full spectrum of human age. Contrary to popular belief, not all mormon missionaries ride bikes. Some of them get cars, and some only walk.

  * e.g.,  ... I put a "NO SOLICITING" sign outside my door to keep those pesky missionaries off my property.