" diocesans "

 [ "Diocesan School for Girls" ]

1: A group of randomly selected females placed together in one vicinity with the sole purpose of sodomy and other related passtimes

  * e.g.,  ... Daniel Iotua endorses this statement through personal experience in a certain garden....... 

 [ "St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School" ]

1: A Catholic High School located on Long Island. It has very strict rules, stuck up kids, horrible flight attendant-esque uniforms, REALLY stuck up kids, and a knack for spreading rumors. Everyone hates on one another and will do anything to save themselves from getting socially wrecked. Once you enter there, you change. Everyone is shallow and no one makes it out innocently. No one learns anything because everyone's too busy with gossip. The minds of the kids are controlled by the "popular" kids, so no one thinks for themselves. Quite sad, actually. Also, if you dye your hair, you can get expelled or some shit like that. No one is accepted unless you like to give head to stupid boys who are going to dump you anyway. In short, if you go there, you're screwed. Also see: Hitler Youth, mean girls, Chinese water torture, Concentration camp

  * e.g.,  ... Girl One: i can't believe he dumped me right after school started! he was that ashamed of me. 

 [ "St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School" ]

1: 1- Concentration camp

  * e.g.,  ... 1- Hitler once ran St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School 

 [ "St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School" ]

2: 2- Home to LARO

  * e.g.,  ... 2- Underpaid LARO employees are tortured by St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School 

 [ "St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School" ]

3: 3- Where fake people run the school and real people are as rare as finding a unicorn

  * e.g.,  ... 3- Good luck making true friends with all the fake people here at St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School 

 [ "St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School" ]

4: 4- Not following one simple rule will get you a detention 5- Annoying reminders of the rules every single morning

  * e.g.,  ... 4- I got detention for my freakin socks. Only at St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School 

 [ "St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School" ]

5: 6- Principals with terrible sense of humor

  * e.g.,  ... 5- Ms. Walsh yes we know we're St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School students 24/7 

 [ "St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School" ]

6: 7- Conceited kids with too much money and who's job is to start as much drama as possible

  * e.g.,  ... 6- Mr Laces' jokes= smh everytime 7- Facebook and Tumblr get assaulted by St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School students and their verbal warfare 

 [ "St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School" ]

7: 8- Kids hate each other, teachers hate kids, lose- lose situation

  * e.g.,  ... 8- I sit next to my worst enemy and the teacher is insulting me for asking a question. Only at St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School 

 [ "St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School" ]

8: 9- Fundraisers and sports= extra thousands of dollars

  * e.g.,  ... 9- The candy drive, big box raffle and all sports will cost you around $2000 more dollars. Surprised? Well then you obviously don't go to St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School 

 [ "St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School" ]

9: 10- Good education, good sports, bad math department, bad decision

  * e.g.,  ... 10- I'm glad i went to St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School even if I never learned anything in math 

 [ "St.Hilda's diocesan high school" ]

1: As it is a school of excellence and the brightest school in St.Ann and 3rd brightest in Jamaica .St.Hilda's is one of the most well known school/factory in Jamaica for producing lesbians, bisexuals, hype and stush gal, bright gal , pretty and ugly gyal, yamhead/clown gal ,d gyal dem weh love man and much more!! While some of the girls are cool the rest luv gwaan like dem Betta Dan ppl......and u have some weh have a dutty foot castle or compre man.....st.hildas have all type a shape gd girls but d slimmaz dem a d best ....there is so much to say abt st.hildas

  * e.g.,  ... St.Hilda's diocesan high school is a school of maintaining a culture of excellence through shared visions 

 [ "Diocesan Boys’ School" ]

1: Known for their countless champions across all sports and music competitions, non-alphabetically ordered classes, the infamous turtle trio, and their superior, World #2 IB programme

  * e.g.,  ... Random stranger: Yo kid, what school are you from