" monks "

 [ "monks" ]

1: shortened form of monkey, a sweet little guy who is constantly trying to entertain people. occasionally can cross into the territory of circus gimp but whom we love

  * e.g.,  ... Nat: monks is such a cutie 

 [ "monks" ]

1: To be sick from alcohol before reaching the intended destination or party, resulting in an early end to the night.

  * e.g.,  ... I totally monksed last Friday! I got so wasted I couldn't even make it to Ollie's Bible Bash! 

 [ "monks" ]

1: a combining of the words "man" and "chunks".. Has two meanings as described in the examples below.

  * e.g.,  ... E.G 1 "I heard about (coz i don't watch em myself obviously!) a porn film where the guy finished off my giving the girl a pearl necklace of monks" 

 [ "monke" ]

1: our ancestors, monke, used to roam the land millions of years ago before we were born. their majestik monkeness has allowed us to evolve into the hooman. we must thank monke. we must praise monke. we must love monke.

  * e.g.,  ... I love monke, thank you monke. 

 [ "Monke" ]

1: Where banana?

  * e.g.,  ... “Where banana”-Monke 

 [ "monke" ]

1: monke can do many things. monke swim. monke swing. monke rotate. monke spin. monke eat banana. monke eat coconut. Reject humanity, return to monke.

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: monke? Person 2: monke. Person 3: monke good. 

 [ "Monk on" ]

1: When you are in a foul mood, due to the actions of some one else, or when a child can't get their own way.

  * e.g.,  ... I told Jonny he couldn't buy that rc helicopter, he got a right monk on!  

 [ "Monke" ]

1: Something you should return to.

  * e.g.,  ... Return to monke 

 [ "monke" ]

1: monke is the best thing in the world even mroe good than hooman,

  * e.g.,  ... i love monke do you love monke too? 

 [ "monke" ]

2: dumb hooman destroys the world and monke is just peacefull

  * e.g.,  ... yes i also love monke everyone who doesnt love monke should die 

 [ "Monke" ]

1: Monke is life. Life is monke. Give monke banana. Monke happy. Monke god. Monke chonky. Monke life.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude 1: Yo bro did you worship monke today? Dude 2: no bro i didn’t. Dude 1: *pulls out brown lightsaber* u know what is ment to happen Dude 2: *pulls out red lightsaber* i do! *epic battle scene* *Dude 2’s arm got cutoff cause he a loser* Dude 2: Ahhhhhh! *dies of not living* *monke god summons* Monke god: u have done well bro Dude 1: Yes god! I have! Ending