" finals "

 [ "finals" ]

1: End of term exams that usually last 1-2 weeks. The worst part of existence for a high school or college student. Finals are an attempt by teachers to prove that you haven't been bullshitting the entire class, which of course you have. Thus, finals week consists of subsisting on copious amounts of caffeine, limited amounts of sleep, and study sheets downloaded from the internet. Also characterized by large amounts of panic and procrastination posts on Facebook and Twitter. They account for huge fucking amount of your grade, and it is scientifically proven that you never get the grade on your final that you want to.

  * e.g.,  ... Bob: I just want finals to be over. This is the worst week of my life. 

 [ "finals" ]

1: death by examination

  * e.g.,  ... I am so stressed out. I have two finals tommorrow, one Wednesday and two Friday. i wanna die. 

 [ "finals" ]

1: fuck!

  * e.g.,  ... the finals are tomorrow.. 

 [ "finals" ]

2: i

  * e.g.,  ... shit; i gotta study for the finals.. 

 [ "finals" ]

3: never

 [ "finals" ]

4: actually

 [ "finals" ]

5: learned

 [ "finals" ]

6: shit.

 [ "finals" ]

1: The "final" day of reckoning in a class when your presumed knowledge is tested and found to be lacking.

  * e.g.,  ... Fake it till you make it, to finals at least. 

 [ "finals" ]

1: F**K

  * e.g.,  ... asian: hwa eyy a hwo kazika! (asian for "finals are today") me: dammit. Can we switch brains for the day? asian: Mwoi how gui-lo! (asian for "stupid whitey") 

 [ "finals" ]

2: I'm

 [ "finals" ]

3: Not

 [ "finals" ]

4: Asian

 [ "finals" ]

5: Life

 [ "finals" ]

6: Sucks

 [ "finals" ]

1: makes me want to crap myself

  * e.g.,  ... im going to crap myself during my finals 

 [ "finals" ]

1: The exams you have to face at the end of the quarter/semester that steal your soul :c

  * e.g.,  ... I'm fucked for finals. 

 [ "finals" ]

1: studying a quizlet on your phone while taking a shit instead of scrolling through instagram.

  * e.g.,  ... Hey man, you ready for our history test? 

 [ "final final" ]

1: one last drink, preferably at a new bar, before calling it a day, or night, or weekend, or bender.

  * e.g.,  ... Eh dawg eh, let's have a final final at Amestoy's!!! 

 [ "final final" ]

1: To complete an experience in a particularly good way

  * e.g.,  ... This is our final final round.