" championships "

 [ "Championshipness" ]

1: the act of being so great, of doing something so well, that you are above a champion

  * e.g.,  ... Great job on your chores, Jay. You have achieved championshipness. 

 [ "Championship" ]

1:  Chad Pennington as QB.

  * e.g.,  ... None Needed. CHAMPIONSHIP 

 [ "Championship" ]

2:  Fucking 2 girls in 24hrs.

 [ "Championship" ]

3:  Derek Tate in one of those girl's bushes.

 [ "Championship" ]

4:  Being better than you

 [ "championship" ]

1: The relationship between 2 champions (like a friendship is the relationship between 2 friends)

  * e.g.,  ... Kevin and Cody are both Champions so there for they have a Championship 

 [ "championship mode" ]

1: Noun- mental state that requires a sports fan to be so absorbed in a game, that he or she believes they are affecting the outcome of the game. A person in championship mode demonstrates devotion to their team by remaining focused on the game and staying sober.

  * e.g.,  ... Mike was intense at Saturday’s game. I’ve never heard anyone so loud and he threatened to kill a FSU fan. He was definitely in championship mode. 

 [ "championship mode" ]

2: Note: championship mode should only be used for highly meaningful regular season games and postseason games.

 [ "AFC Championships" ]

1: A football game every year where a lucky team gets to play the New England Patriots for a chance to play in yhe superbowl

  * e.g.,  ... "You watching the game tommorow" "Yea, can't wait for the fucking patriots to win the AFC championships again" 

 [ "championship level" ]

1: the apex level of hot women...only the finest of fine women fall into this category...consists of about 1% of the female population

  * e.g.,  ... I'm still not sure how the hell I pulled Missy, because she is championship level. 

 [ "Championship Golfer" ]

1: Any individual who competes in individual stroke or match play golf tournaments on the regular who is a single digit handicap who has/is verified by the USGA through a honest dedication to put every round into the handicap systems log without vanity. These individuals also play casual golf rounds from usually the most challenging golf tee on any given course.

  * e.g.,  ... Golf Club Members Guest: 

 [ "Championship Contest" ]

1: A contest to determine the champion among a group of males who are either a: under the influence of some kind of drug, or b: in an alcohol induced state of competitiveness. The winner, as determined by the group watching the championship contest (who are obligated to judge impartially) wins the championship as determined by the contest.

  * e.g.,  ... After smoking marijuana in the Bun Shed, they decided Colin would jump down the snow covered hill first in the championship contest. 

 [ "wifeing championships" ]

1:  To turn down any and all requests to go out and have a good time with friends because you have to stay home with your significant other. The act of cutting yourself off from the rest of the world at the request of your significant other. The term applies whether your partner is a girlfriend, fiancé, wife, or just a cutty buddy.

  * e.g.,  ... Nick – Yo Daz, you want to catch a drink and watch the game tonight? 

 [ "NFC Championship" ]

1: The annual championship game where any team can turn up and beat the Green Bay Packers for the right to play in the Superbowl

  * e.g.,  ... Did the packers win the NFC Championship game? No don't be stupid