" biathlons "

 [ "Biathlon" ]

1: A fantastic sport which combines physically demanding cross country skiing and precise marksmanship; the only people capable of participating are extremely cool. Never mess with a biathlete, they have rifles. Real skiers ski uphill, in tight spandex.

  * e.g.,  ... Wow! Look at those CRAZY cool people!! They must be competing in a Biathlon. 

 [ "Biathlon" ]

1: The greatest drinking game that people may also know has bobsled or tobongo. There are two teams lined up facing each other across two ends of a beer pong-sized table. Set up beer pong cups on each end. Player 1 shoots while a person on their team, player 2, stands across from them relaying the ball back until player 1 makes a cup. Player 2 drinks then hands to player 3 to flip (like in flip cup) and to x many other players to flip, and the last person the flip, let's say Player 4, takes Player 1s spot to shoot next. Player 1 moves to Player 2s spot to relay. And continue all the way through until one team makes all the cups.

  * e.g.,  ... Person #1: “yo! Wanna play caps or beer pong?” 

 [ "biathlon" ]

1: the act of engaging in vaginal and anal sex at the same time. usually pertaining to a female and involving at least three individuals.

  * e.g.,  ... Sherry was doing a biathlon with Ben and Jerry. 

 [ "biathlon" ]

2: related: biathlete

 [ "Urban Biathlon" ]

1: Far more accessible than the winter and summer Olympic Biathlons, an Urban Biathlon is riding a bicycle 10 miles, stopping at a batting cage for 20 pitches, and then repeating 4 times, for a total 50 mile ride and possible 100 hits. Lowest time and highest number of hits wins.

  * e.g.,  ... My friends and I got drunk on Saturday afternoon and invented the urban biathlon, biking dangerously through traffic, and then hitting things at the local baseball batting cage. I ended up finishing in 3 hours with 70 hits, but my friend Anne won with 2 hours 50 minutes and 71 hits. Suck! 

 [ "Hackney Biathlon" ]

1: Hackney biathlon

  * e.g.,  ... Mate did you hear bout Johno? He got himself shot in a Hackney biathlon last night.... Geez what dat mean ? Bruv it's a drive by shootin init ..