" auditions "

 [ "The Audition" ]

1: The best band to hit chicago in a while. Who recently got signed to Victory records

  * e.g.,  ... The Pimped out playa band. 

 [ "audition" ]

1: A sick and twisted Japanese film indeed. Mind that it is horror/thriller.

  * e.g.,  ... Want to see someone lapping over someone's vomit? See "Audition". 

 [ "audition" ]

2: A movie where eating someone's 'vomit' is fucking possible. Even in real life.

 [ "Audition" ]

1: 1) A film by Japanese director Takashi Miike consisting of a melding of romance and twisted-as-fuck Japanese horror elements.

  * e.g.,  ... 1) "Dude, I can't believe you made me watch that Audition shit." 

 [ "Audition" ]

2: 2) A euphemism for fucking one's secretary up the ass.

  * e.g.,  ... 2) "We're going to audition this bitch all day." 

 [ "Auditing" ]

1: Auditing is a form of public scrutiny where individuals openly film locations, typically places of work, using their legal right to film in public spaces. Auditors aim to test the adherence of security personnel, law enforcement officers, and company employees to the law and regulations governing the right to film in public. By documenting and sharing their experiences, auditors can draw attention to potential abuses of power, promote transparency, and hold authorities accountable for their actions.

  * e.g.,  ... "Yo, what's up guys, it's AB (Auditing Britain). We are outside Lewisham Police Station and going to audit them." "Are you auditing sir?" 

 [ "Audit" ]

1: Audit is a ceasers english word and it is a stem for Audi which means hear

  * e.g.,  ... I Audit everything around me 

 [ "Audit" ]

1: Short for "I'd do it". Meaning, you would have sex with person in question.

  * e.g.,  ... Guy 1: "Look at that fine chick!"  

 [ "Thot Audit" ]

1: Reporting a thot to the IRS for tax evasion

  * e.g.,  ... Guy 1: This thot wanted me to buy her premium snapchat. 

 [ "auditing america" ]

1: A Youtuber with approximately 100K subscribers who films various, seemingly random locations on the grounds of the 1st Amendment. Despite claiming a thorough understanding of United States law, he frequently states misinformation, deletes comments contradicting him, and blocks users who expose him. Furthermore, he lacks any press credentials or any other qualification to back his claim of being a member of the press.

  * e.g.,  ... Auditing America is honestly retarded. 

 [ "Facebook audit" ]

1: The act or practice of de-friending people on Facebook, mainly due to excessive status updates. Although this may apply to the de-friending of individuals, it more commonly refers to going through one's "Friends" list and removing a relatively large number of people, such as people you met at a party once and haven't seen since, friends of exes, and high school classmates that you actually kind of hated.

  * e.g.,  ... I just did a Facebook audit and got rid of like fifty friends. I didn't even know who half of those assholes were. 

 [ "Audit Chat" ]

1: The systematic, meticulous and highly persuasive bullshit that is said or written when an Auditor doesn’t have or cannot be bothered to provide a legitimate logic for the rationale they have used for an audit methodology.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude, just give it some Audit Chat, always does the trick