" probe "

 [ "probe" ]

1: fingering one's butthole to obtain guilty pleasure

  * e.g.,  ... Who do I have to probe around this place to get some chardonnay? 

 [ "probe" ]

1: What aliens do to you once you have been abducted in to their space craft. Many abductee's claim this has happened to them, usually the alien probe is inserted in to the anus.

  * e.g.,  ... "i got abducted by aliens in my sleep last night. I went in to their spaceship and they probed me up" 

 [ "probe" ]

2: I cant explain to you why they like that particular intrusion.

  * e.g.,  ... "that fuckin green alian sick fuck stuck his probe in my ass" 

 [ "probe" ]

1: A joint venture between ford and mazda to bring toy one of the best handaling, rice killing, cheap sports cars ever!

  * e.g.,  ... Thats a good looking, fast Ford Probe GT! 

 [ "probe" ]

1: a person who's annoying as hell and never leaves you alone

  * e.g.,  ... dude that guy is such a probe, he's alway buggin me 

 [ "probe" ]

1: A way of punishing someone.

  * e.g.,  ... Fanta probes Deno to punish him. 

 [ "probe" ]

1: Something that americans tend to have jammed up their asses halting any neural activity in their brain.

  * e.g.,  ... That fucking american's been probed. 

 [ "probe" ]

1: a way of discipline

  * e.g.,  ... Don't do that, or I'll probe you! 

 [ "probe" ]

1: Horrible car. I mean it's named after something you shove up your ass.

 [ "probe" ]

1: probes (more commonly known as anal probes) originated from a documentary based on future events. Aliens documented an entire war between our race and two others. They came to earth a few years ago and gave that information to someone that happened to work in blizzard. Being the evil bastard that the guy is he got it turned into a computer game and made some heavy bling bling off of it. The probe used to be the invisible unit that flew around and didnt attack but the basic building unit stole his name cause they didnt like bob the builder as a name. the ex-probes soon later adopted the name "observer". after the government seen how useful the enemy technology was to the enemy they have yet not met, they stole it and probed through the galaxy. Some mad scientist name pimp daddy stole the technology and now flies through peoples asses fo fun w it.

  * e.g.,  ... mom: hey timmy get out of the damn bed now, schools about to start u bitch. 

 [ "probe" ]

1: infamous member of the leet poo hit krew, known for smashing the faces of niggers with his monolithic meat tenderizer. known only as "THE SPRODE" in some third world countrys after defiling entire villages at a time. see also lethal toxin and the leet poo hit krew

  * e.g.,  ... "WIGZ! what has happened to ants FACE?!could it have been THE SPRODE?"