" inquisition "

 [ "The Inquisition" ]

1: Your bitch-ass Parents. Maybe you're in the middle of making your bed, cleaning your room or some other dumb shit that your parents constantly force down your throat, and you're feeling a bit bored. What's the logical solution? PROCRASTINATE. So, you're browsing memes and all around feeling happy, when out of the blue, The Inquisition knocks on your door. Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide. Hide your beloved procrastination under something, they'll hear it. (even if they're going deaf. Seriously, how can someone be deaf and hear quiet shit like that?) Also applies to your Search History.

  * e.g.,  ... Last night I was minding my own business browsing reddit and The Inquisition came and fuckin' stole my laptop! Fuck The Inquisition. The Inquisition should mind their own business, I know I do. 

 [ "Inquisition" ]

1: The contemporary version of a 16th or 17th Century witch hunt. The art of chasing down goths, Wiccans, and/or emos, and beating them mercilessly. Inquisitions are usually undertaken by those who are sick of their "witch shit." Proper garb for a true member of the inquisition is an all black or crimson robe adorned with a cross to drive the heathens away and preventing retaliation. Inquisitors also frequently carry bats, crossbows and sledgehammers to hunt down their quasi undead, soon to be dead prey.

  * e.g.,  ... Tonight I am organizing an inquisition, we are going to raid the cafe and the indie bookstore up the street. 

 [ "inquisitiveness" ]

1: curiosity; the degree to which a person or animal wants to learn new things.

  * e.g.,  ... Her inquisitiveness led to some seriously kinky (and dangerous!) sex. 

 [ "inquisitiveness" ]

1: Hungry for learning!

  * e.g.,  ... His inquisitiveness greatly surpasses mine! 

 [ "Inquisitive" ]

1: A small design co., but also a dream, a family, giving it their all with everything they do. Compassion, Capability, Passion, Inspiration. "Eager to acquire the knowledge of not only the heights of our own creativity but the open minds of which to stretch creativity as a whole. In hopes of not breaking but opening the simple minds of others and sharing our knowledge of creativity through passion and capability." Something that has started as a dream from those that want to define meaning in the knowledge of creativity on display. With Compassion, Capability, Passion, Inspiration. After all We The new Cool Kids. Be Inquisitive.

  * e.g.,  ... Person A: Damn them kids they a bunch of legit mofuggahs! Person B: Yeah, they fucking Inquisitive man. Ill-matic at its best. 

 [ "The Inquisition" ]

1: You ever wanted to suck cum out of a taco? Who's gonna expect cum in a taco?

  * e.g.,  ... I got the Inquisition at Burger King 

 [ "The Inquisition" ]

2: That's the Inquisition

 [ "Inquisiting" ]

1: Inquiring, questioning or asking for answers with genuine interest.

  * e.g.,  ... On inquisiting my Chef friend he gave me the recipe for this amazing chicken satay that he served us at last night's dinner. 

 [ "The Spanish Inquisition" ]

1: In the early years of the 16th century, to combat the rising tide of religious unorthodxy, the Pope gave Cardinal Ximinez of Spain leave to move without let or hindrance throughout the land, in a reign of violence, terror and torture that makes a smashing film. This was the Spanish Inquisitions...

  * e.g.,  ... Man- "I didn't expect this kind of spanish inquisition" 

 [ "The Vegas Inquisition" ]

1: The Vegas Inquisition occurs when playaz return from Vegas. Someone who was too pwned to go immediately bombards the playaz with nonstop questions about Vegas. This person knows that "what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas", but they seem to think this policy does not apply to them. They get very irritated when they get the scoop Heisman.

  * e.g.,  ... Goombah: So, uh, how'd you do in Vegas? Mich: I did ok. Goombah: Did anything cool happen? Mich: You know the policy... Goombah: Dude, cant you just give me some details? How much did you win? Did everyone get along? Did you ... Mich: Cool it with the Vegas Inquisition! 

 [ "spanish inquisition" ]

1: 1) A very clever sketch performed by the Monty Python boys consisting of a group of blundering cardinals dressed in silly red hats who laugh diabolically and torture unsuspecting english persons with dish-drying racks. Amongst their weaponry are such diverse elements as: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope, and nice red uniforms...

  * e.g.,  ... NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! 

 [ "spanish inquisition" ]

2: 2) What nobody expects.