" probes "

 [ "probe" ]

1: fingering one's butthole to obtain guilty pleasure

  * e.g.,  ... Who do I have to probe around this place to get some chardonnay? 

 [ "probe" ]

1: What aliens do to you once you have been abducted in to their space craft. Many abductee's claim this has happened to them, usually the alien probe is inserted in to the anus.

  * e.g.,  ... "i got abducted by aliens in my sleep last night. I went in to their spaceship and they probed me up" 

 [ "probe" ]

2: I cant explain to you why they like that particular intrusion.

  * e.g.,  ... "that fuckin green alian sick fuck stuck his probe in my ass" 

 [ "Probing" ]

1: Sticking a fist, toy, or any large object in a girls ass

  * e.g.,  ... Last night my girlfriend wanted to try something new, so I started probing her. 

 [ "probed" ]

1: 1)a all-chick band from montreal

  * e.g.,  ... 1)"hey, there goes probed" 

 [ "probed" ]

2: 2) What aliens do to you when you are abducted.

  * e.g.,  ... 2) "Dude, your ass is bleeding" 

 [ "probee" ]

1: The term probee is used as a slang term for a newbie, rookie, novice or newcommer, and can be used to describe somebodies inexperienced in any profession or activity. It can have derogatory connotations, but is also often used for descriptive purposes only, without a value judgment.

  * e.g.,  ... The senior agent calls the rookie or new agent probee. 

 [ "probe" ]

1: A joint venture between ford and mazda to bring toy one of the best handaling, rice killing, cheap sports cars ever!

  * e.g.,  ... Thats a good looking, fast Ford Probe GT! 

 [ "Probee" ]

1: An aspiring member of any exclusive group, most commonly, a motorcycle club such as the Outlaws, Hell's Angels, etc. Must go through a time period of extensive verbal abuse, and must do menial tasks as everyone else did at one point to be accepted.

  * e.g.,  ... Did you hear what Probee just said? Apparently he's "busy" washing dishes and I'll have to get my own beer..."PROBEE! RECITE THE TOP THREE LINES OF THE BUDWEISER CAN TO THESE NICE PEOPLE OVER HERE, OR FACE SEVERAL HOURS OF CAN CLEAN UP" 

 [ "Probe" ]

1: A blowjob.

  * e.g.,  ... Chris: "Matt, I hear your girlfriend gives the best Probe..." 

 [ "probe" ]

1: a person who's annoying as hell and never leaves you alone

  * e.g.,  ... dude that guy is such a probe, he's alway buggin me 

 [ "probe" ]

1: A way of punishing someone.

  * e.g.,  ... Fanta probes Deno to punish him.