" exporter "

 [ "Exportant" ]

1: When something is exportant, it give the significance to something else. Important items bring the significance to themselves, as an import is brought to the country. Exportant items are like exports; they are given elsewhere.

  * e.g.,  ... Band class in middle school is not important at all, but it is exportant, however. It shows how significant the high school band is. 

 [ "exportant" ]

1: Sth exportant is unimportant.

  * e.g.,  ... Well, to be honest, globalization is just exportant for me. 

 [ "Export 'A'" ]

1: The best kind of cigarettes canada has to offer!!

  * e.g.,  ... ''Im really craving Export 'A' a smoke that can hit the spot!!'' 

 [ "Export 'A'" ]

2: Medium King size is the shit

 [ "Export" ]

1: An export is a pint sanctioned by a beloved local. Unlike a regular pint, this one is endorsed by the pub, who are entirely happy that you take it home with you, glass and all. It must be noted that with power comes great responsibility. The glass must be returned within a 24 hour period, lest said privileges be revoked. Should a member of staff ever question the loyalty of an export beneficiary, his/her door keys must be offered to whomever asks, with an invitation to check said home for unreturned glasses. If a single pub glass is found, said folk be barred for a month.

  * e.g.,  ... You: 'What time are you closing tonight?' 

 [ "Export English" ]

1: To speak in a very slow manner so those with limited understanding of English can understand you better. Used extensively in conversations with foreigners whilst working abroad or in discussions with those new to the United Kingdom from say India. Also involves the use of simple words in simply constructed sentences. First expressed by Sir Alan Sugar on The Apprentice.

  * e.g.,  ... 'W H A T, D O, Y O U, T H I N K, A B O U T, T H A T, I D E A, ?' followed by a nod (or waggle) of the head from the other party and my immediate response ' N O, T H A T, W A S, A, Q U E S T I O N, I, A M, S P E A K I N G, I N, EXPORT ENGLISH, S O, Y O U, C A N, U N D E R S T A N D, M E. 

 [ "Export Gold" ]

1: Brand of New Zealand beer made by DB breweries, tastes like watered down horse urine. Sponsers Cricket New Zealand and is the only booze available at the games, crowds are dwindling since this arrangement was made.

  * e.g.,  ... "Hey Bolge, this Export Gold tastes like watered down horse urine" 

 [ "emu export" ]

1: It is actually the best beer in the world. Most beers need to be cold, export is far better nice and hot, to get the perfect temperature is simple: place block in boot of car, drive crew to location on a hot day, serve directly from boot. True perfection. One of the rare occasions where cheaper is better, export remains, at certain outlets, $1 a can by the block (stubbies are for poorcuuunts). It has many advantages over other beers:

  * e.g.,  ... "Hey gorgeous wanna root?" 

 [ "emu export" ]

2: #1 Refreshing taste

  * e.g.,  ... "Yeah! Your a real man all these guys are obsessed with there imported beers but you just comit the emu export!" 

 [ "emu export" ]

3: #2 Cheap

 [ "emu export" ]

4: #3 You won't look like a posh wanker

 [ "emu export" ]

5: #4 Available throughout this golden state

 [ "emu export" ]

6: #5 Comes in blocks to share with a mate and the carton has a carry handle!

 [ "emu export" ]

7: #6 Esky of ice is not needed

 [ "emu export" ]

8: #7 Noone will steal your beer at a party

 [ "emu export" ]

9: Good on ya cobbers down at the swan brewery you make me proud every day of every year.

 [ "carlsberg export" ]

1: An alcoholic beverage that requires great skill by Danish lorry drivers to get it out of the country. Local danish people, particularly elderly ladies, will do anything to stop it crossing the border, including pushing the lorry drivers down the cellar stairs.

  * e.g.,  ... Carlsberg Export is so good the danish don't want it to leave. 

 [ "Bloody Export" ]

1: You need a pregnant woman, a "surgeon" and a willing consumer of the Bloody Export. When a naked pregnant woman perfoms a handstand and spreads her legs showing the genital region. The "surgeon" pours vodka inside of the pregnant woman's vagina, and then performs a coat hanger abortion whisking the vodka and the fetus until a smooth consistency.

  * e.g.,  ... I was worried about having a child with my house mate. But everything's ok. I performed a bloody export on her and got to be the lucky consumer of it. 

 [ "Bloody Export" ]

2: The woman then stands with her vagina over the mouth of the consumer. The (lucky) consumer then consumes the whisked up remains of a fetus and vodka there by performing a bloody export.

 [ "Exporting Metadata" ]

1: To release bowel movements, to take a dump.

  * e.g.,  ... Jen Zebrowski has been in the bathroom exporting metadata all day.