" scalper "

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1: dumbass bitches who buy tons of a product and resell it for 32847932847329842398 times the price

  * e.g.,  ... me: fuck scalpers 

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1: In complete neutral, unbiased definition: A person who gains income and profit from buying tickets/admissions to popular events (e.g sports games, music concerts), and sells them again to the public at higher prices than they bought them.

  * e.g.,  ...  Goddammit, I just wanted to have a great time at the music festival/sports game, but some fuckwit has tried to exploit this and sell me a scalped ticket. Fuck that 

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2: In my defintion, and in the defintion of anyone who has ever had their potential ticket taken by a scalper, or has been forced to buy from a scalper: The absolute scum of the earth, worse than neo-nazis, telemarketers, and rapists combined. They lack the decency, intelligence and integrity to make an honest living, so they prey upon and exploit other peoples' love of music, sport and general interests.

  * e.g.,  ...  If nobody buys from scalpers, they will make huge losses, and be forced to go back to their original occupations as glory hole employees  

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3: Make sure you get your tickets before these cocksuckers do, and no matter how much it pains you to miss an event, NEVER buy from them - it is the only way to get rid of them - event organisers try to place measures to get rid of them, but they do very little. If nobody buys from a scalper, they make huge losses buying expensive tickets nobody used, and will be discouraged from doing it again. If you buy from a scalper, you're only supporting them and making the problem worse. Better yet, if you see one at a game/show/etc, punch them, spit on them, assault them, but watch out, ticket scalping organisations employ massive 300lb sellers for a reason.

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1: Someone who lives on ebay and makes thier living selling hotwheels cars.

  * e.g.,  ... Kill that filthy scalper! 

 [ "scalper" ]

1: (noun) (pronounced scale- PUR) (verb: to scalp)

  * e.g.,  ... Joe: Did you get tickets for the game? 

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2: 1) A random person selling tickets to an event (sporting games, concerts, etc.) on the side of the road. Usually this person is normal and just trying to sell an extra ticket.

  * e.g.,  ... Bob: Nope, but I'm going to get there early and try to scalp a pair.  

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3: 2) Inversely, a scalper is also the term used for a person who is trying to buy a ticket from someone on the side of the road. This person just showed up at the event, hoping that someone would be selling an extra ticket.

  * e.g.,  ... Joe: Good call. You'll probably get them for cheap. 

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4: *When scalping, price negotiation is acceptable.

  * e.g.,  ... Bob: I know, right? 

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5: **Be aware that if you obtain/sell a ticket, the person who sold/bought the ticket from you will most likely be sitting next to you at the event (if the ticket has an assigned seat) because people typically buy tickets with the seats together. This will only happen if the person you bought/sold the ticket too will also be in attendance at the actual event.

  * e.g.,  ... Joe: Just be careful the scalper you buy them from is okay, because you're going to have to sit next to him the whole game.  

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1: The scum of the Earth who are too incapable to get an actual job

  * e.g.,  ... This scalper dickhead just made this prices of Nintendo Switch’s triple 

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1: An asshole who preorders/buys an item as soon as it's available and resells it at a higher price point than the item originally sold for. Usually is fat, lazy, or has no actual job.

  * e.g.,  ... Johnny: I went to Gamestop to get the new Destiny game and they were out of stock and I had to buy it from a scalper. 

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1: The idiots who want to make a quick buck.

  * e.g.,  ... I just want to get a 3080 for MSRP, not 3x the price like what the scalpers want. 

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1: Someone who purchases large quantities of goods (usually tickets) early with the sole intention of re-selling them at a higher price at a later date (closer to the event).

  * e.g.,  ... Seedy looking guys outside stadiums avoiding police and trying to sell tickets to baseball/football games which are about to start. 

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1: terrible pieces of scummy trash that jack up the price of a newly-released product by purchasing it and then selling on eBay for 5 times the price

  * e.g.,  ... person 1: damn, all the RTX 3070s are out of stock 

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1: Dirtbags who use bots to buy up high demand products online and sell them at triple and quadruple the price.

  * e.g.,  ... That dirtbag scalper purchased all the ps5’s for $399 and $499, then listed them for sale at $1,900 and $2000!