" salesman "

 [ "salesman" ]

1: A person whose job is not to sell you the things you need but what you dont.

  * e.g.,  ... A particular computer salesman at Sim Lim Square. 

 [ "Salesmanned" ]

1: When you get talked into getting something, usually overpriced, that you didnt want or need because of a clever salesman.

  * e.g.,  ... "Look at this stainless steel pencil sharpener I just got from the SharperImage?" 

 [ "Salesman" ]

1: A Professional Liar. Sells products by lying. Slick Bastard that sells you Boss crap and leaves it up to you to prove "The Salesman Lied" it wont do that.

  * e.g.,  ... Used Car Salesman. 

 [ "Salesman" ]

1: When your playing an online game with a friend or random and he/she does some dumb shit that makes you lose.

  * e.g.,  ... Me:I’m being sold. 

 [ "Salesman" ]

1: What you scream when you slappa da bass!

  * e.g.,  ... Dubya was slappin' da bass and screamed "SALESMAN" 

 [ "Salesman" ]

1: (Plural: salesmen) When pertaining to City of Heroes (aka City of Heroin), a salesman is a member of the "Family" mob that, when found in groups of more than three, will not attack under any circumstances under certain conditions (usually by stunning him, though it varies). The term salesman comes from the fact that he stands in one spot doing a lecture emote and he looks like a street salesman.

  * e.g.,  ... Hey, let's go to Steel Canyon and hunt some salesmen. 

 [ "Sushi Salesman" ]

1: Someone who sells fish (Selfish)

  * e.g.,  ... A certain D-line working in SF Financial District eats all the food in the pantry and then turns around and calls other people selfish. He's the only sushi salesman in the tri-state area. 

 [ "scientology salesman" ]

1: The guy who repeatedly calls and emails you to come to Dianetics office to take a personality test. Really, it's just another way to convince you to buy more scientology crap.

  * e.g.,  ... Jon: "I honestly don't want to be a scientologist." 

 [ "Angry Salesman" ]

1: The act of using one's thumb to repeatedly push the butthole of his female counterpart, while doggy style, as if to ring the doorbell like a salesman who is intent on making a sale.

  * e.g.,  ... Last night Jason was hitting it from the back and he gave me the angry salesman like he was trying to sell his 100th Kerby vaccuum for the free trip to Maui. 

 [ "touché salesman" ]

1:  A phrase used to concede a point, typically one of no-contest, such as pointing out an obvious correction.

  * e.g.,  ... "Hold on there, son. 2+2=4, not " 

 [ "touché salesman" ]

2: This term is not to be confused with either the words touché or salesman.

  * e.g.,  ... "...Touché salesman" 

 [ "touché salesman" ]

3:  a common reference to Family Guy