" haggler "

 [ "haggler" ]

1: Reffering to a person that is perpetually on another person's nuts. ie "jocking" them

  * e.g.,  ... Sarah's such a haggler! She's always all over that group. 

 [ "haggler" ]

1: Asian sales staff trying to pass of discontinued products at full price so they can pay for medical college.

  * e.g.,  ... Man, those chumps on tottenham court road are a bunch of hagglers. 

 [ "haggler" ]

2: Also see medic.

 [ "Haggler" ]

1: A worthless broke piece of shit who tries to get something for nothing.

  * e.g.,  ... Haggler: "I wanna back piece fo 60 dollahs" 

 [ "crap-haggler" ]

1: Any person, not necessarily homeless, that will haggle bargain with you for your feces (chocolate gumdrops).

  * e.g.,  ... Jeremiah, once a stand up guy, fell victim to the thrifty prowess of the notorious East End crap-haggler Humberto "two turd" Rodriguez. 

 [ "crap-haggler" ]

2: Someone that will approach you seemingly out of nowhere, after having shadowed you, analyzing in secret the remnants of your stanking poo, perhaps left behind in public restrooms.

 [ "crap-haggler" ]

3: They will attempt to get you to lower your standard fee - don't! Rob them blind with your penchant for poo pricing!

 [ "dick haggler" ]

1: A person who is obsessed with finding a guy with the best dick possible. They haggle over the price (the characteristics of the guy) and try to determine if the guy is worth the dick.

  * e.g.,  ... Tom was going to propose to Melissa until he found out she was a dick haggler and knew he didn't have enough to compensate for his average member. 

 [ "Goy haggler" ]

1: A goy haggler is a non-jewish person who attempts to bargain with a Jew.

  * e.g.,  ... The yard sale last week had like three goy hagglers. Did you budge? Hell no. I’m faithful to a proud heritage. 

 [ "Slag Haggler" ]

1: A smarmy geezer who barters his way round a room of garanteed fucks quarter hourly! "Slag Haggler"

  * e.g.,  ... "My buddy did a real hottie last night I wanted that so bad...and then her four girlfriends. That fuckers left me nothing to boink. Gutty cunt is such a slag haggler! 

 [ "Chinese Haggler" ]

1: A chinese haggler is some random 60+ year old asian man (can be from any asian country) they say the n-word a lot.

  * e.g.,  ... That damn nigger beat the fuck out of that chinese haggler. 

 [ "Poon Haggler" ]

1: A person, usually a male unless homosexual, collects plenty of women and hogs them from the other men

  * e.g.,  ... The Jamaican to all the nice african women from Niger, and none of the Ethiopian taxi cab drivers could get some poon, there he is a poon haggler