" client "

 [ "client" ]

1: n. Person severely lacking in intelligence and common sense. See idiot and fuckwit.

  * e.g.,  ... Our client just asked us to send them a copy of the internet on CD. 

 [ "client" ]

1: A computer system or process requesting something from another system or process in a client-server relationship. The opposite of 'server'.

  * e.g.,  ... Browsers are clients because they request information from websites' servers. 

 [ "client" ]

1: An indirect way of saying penis.

  * e.g.,  ... "Ima go make my client happy" A 

 [ "client" ]

1: a girl of urs that does what you want when you want it

  * e.g.,  ... kim is one of my clients, i told her to come pick me up so i can get some booty. 

 [ "Client" ]

1: A man that seeks the services of a prostitute, usually in Poland, usally in a Fuck-house.

  * e.g.,  ... Jason (in a drunken slur)to the 10 girls at our table: So you are all prostitutes? 

 [ "cliented" ]

1: When you like someone but are too timid to actually ask them out and instead purchase their business services to obtain a false sense of intimacy.

  * e.g.,  ... Mitch cliented himself when he hired Sidney for a massage instead of asking her out. 

 [ "Client" ]

1: Very gay New Yorker

  * e.g.,  ... Man, you're such a client! 

 [ "Client" ]

1: known as somebody attending a dick appointment

  * e.g.,  ... marissa: “ girl my client is waiting “ 

 [ "Client" ]

1: someone who seeks medication from doctors and/or illicit drug dealers

  * e.g.,  ... that's one satisfied client strung out behind the dumpster 

 [ "Wurst client" ]

1: wurst or wurst client is of one of oldest clients. The logo of wurst represented as sausage which refers to its' name that means "sausage" in Deutch. It came out in May, 2014 and has oldschool GUI such as in Nodus, Epsilon or Rome clients. See also wurst moment.

  * e.g.,  ... WURST CLIENT IS THE BEST HACKED CLIENT EVER CREATED