" mandates "

 [ "mandate" ]

1: a gathering of ONLY men. Activites during mandates include cruising, playing madden, going to wendy's. When one is one a mandate, one must show the mandate symbol. This is done by crossing the middle finger and the ring finger so the hand resembles an "M".

  * e.g.,  ... Damn that mandate was off the hook 

 [ "mandate" ]

2: smeazles

 [ "mandateer" ]

1: Mandatory volunteering

  * e.g.,  ... During my probation, I had to mandateer at a free medical clinic 

 [ "mandate" ]

1: A command, order.

  * e.g.,  ... The earnest students listened closely for their next mandate. 

 [ "mandated" ]

1: A girl that looks like she has "been around the block" and looks weathered

  * e.g.,  ... "Wow...look at her...she's hot!" "I don't know dude..she looks a little mandated to me" 

 [ "mandate" ]

1: A social party with men and/or male-related activities. Although some people propose that it be only an all-male gathering, some ManDates do include women, and the ManDate just signifies the partaking of male-oriented activites.

  * e.g.,  ... "Hey, let's go play some football with the dudes." 

 [ "ManDate" ]

1: ManDate: Two, and only two straight single men (with great anxiety about the absence of love and women)---acquaintances but not great friends otherwise---meeting to talk, eat, smoke and drink. Each being extremely concerned about the satisfaction and enjoyment of the other on that day and munificent in spending, with a strong hint of enacting the rituals of lovers spending time together.

  * e.g.,  ... Pandu and Chaman came back from their ManDate sure that they were not gay, only a little lonely. 

 [ "Mandation" ]

1: Mandation (noun). Palinese for mandate. First used by Former Governer Sarah Palin during her criticism of President Obama’s State of The Union address on January 27, 2010. This is also the first use of the Palin transform whereas a noun that shares the same form as the verb is converted into another noun. For example, the activity of applying a ‘mandate’ (noun) is ‘to mandate’ (verb). The Palin transform converts mandate (noun) into another noun called mandation.

  * e.g.,  ... “So it hasn’t been a matter of he not being able to explain his policy with government takeover and mandation of health care; but Americans understanding what’s in there, not liking it, and sending him that message via the three recent Republican sweeps in Virginia, in New Jersey, Scott Brown’ s selection too and the Tea Party Movements, the town hall events…blah, blah, blah”---Sarah Palin 

 [ "mandatation" ]

1: A suggested invite to be followed on a whim.

  * e.g.,  ... The meeting will be by mandatation only. 

 [ "Mandator" ]

1: A whimsical creature that is said to haunt residence halls of various campuses, especially on the day of Tesday. They are known to decrease your intelligence as well as leave you writhing in a fit of laughter without any way in which to salvage what is left of your knowledge. Also known to cause ridicule, tardiness, sleepless nights, exhaustion, and a general sense of helplessness.

  * e.g.,  ... When he ran into the Mandator, he couldn't remember how to spell anything! She followed the Mandator with hopes of catching it, but was caught in its gaze and now she cannot stop laughing. 

 [ "mandate" ]

1: What Elton John goes on

  * e.g.,  ... "Hey was that Elton John? Yea, he was with his flamer friend, on a mandate."