" browser "

 [ "browser" ]

1: One of the main classes of intelligent lifeforms on the internet. A program that acts as a digital embodiement of a user within the net so that he/she can navigate it from the real world.

  * e.g.,  ... The way a browser looks is determined by the user's mental image of himself/herself. 

 [ "browser" ]

1: The application/program you are currently using to go to the websites including this page.

  * e.g.,  ... You are using a browser. 

 [ "browser" ]

1: A word used for a freind or relative who is always on the make or lookout for the next big thing.

  * e.g.,  ... Whats up my browser haven't seen you round lately 

 [ "browsering" ]

1: the online version of window shopping

  * e.g.,  ... I was window browsering all day but I didn't buy a thing. 

 [ "Browser" ]

1: Bowser but written by retards

  * e.g.,  ... Guy: Hey I defeated Browser in (insert random Mario game) 

 [ "Browser" ]

1: When you are searching for the right word on the top of your tongue.

  * e.g.,  ... "Earlier Taylor Swift was a browser when she was playing Words With Friends." 

 [ "Drone Browser" ]

1: An individual who cruises Urban Dictionary, browsing various words or authors and liking or disliking (usually disliking) words, either because they didn’t think of them themselves or because they were added by a particular author. They have appointed themselves as critics of the people who try to increase the content and scope of Urban Dictionary, without making any sort of contribution themselves. These people are drones; each of them nothing more than a self-absorbed waste of space as, for the same effort, they could vote on the inclusion or exclusion of new words and help keep Urban Dictionary functioning efficiently.

  * e.g.,  ... “Is there anything more useless than a drone browser?” 

 [ "browser history" ]

1: Something that you clear after making a mess on your monitor.

  * e.g.,  ... I had to clear browser history after I made all the mess. To clear browser history on Google Chrome, use the shortcut : Ctrl+Shift+Delete 

 [ "Backseat Browser" ]

1: Anyone who sits behind a someone who is browsing the Internet while continuously instructing them on what to click on or what to type into the address/search bar. Most appropriately applied when the advice or commands are unsolicited and/or unwarranted.

  * e.g.,  ... Matt grew increasingly frustrated with Patrick, acting as a Backseat Browser, when he wouldn't stop telling Matt what links he should click on next. 

 [ "Tor Browser" ]

1: Your best friend when you need to watch porn but you're using your office wifi

  * e.g.,  ... Man I wanted to watch porn so I used Tor Browser to bypass the wifi's website blocking