" clotted "

 [ "clotted" ]

1: it means you’re dumb/ stupid.

  * e.g.,  ... “Omds, Sarah is so clotted!” 

 [ "Clot" ]

1: Used to describe people in your life who are holding you back.

  * e.g.,  ... Marcus never lets you go out and party with the girls, he's always telling you to stay in. He's a clot. 

 [ "clot" ]

1: An idiot. Mostly used as a generic insult.

  * e.g.,  ... You know the way that you are and the things that you do? Those are the ways of a clot. 

 [ "Clot" ]

1: The way that you are and the things that you do - those are the ways of a clot

  * e.g.,  ... Oh Douglas... You clot! 

 [ "Clotted" ]

1: Beyond the best absolutely amazing, or looking really good. Sumaya: did you see that boy earlier?? Ruby: yes he was so clotted!!!!!

  * e.g.,  ... yes sumaya! you are looking clotted today. 

 [ "clotting" ]

1: during sex, when man (or woman, whichever you prefere) goes down on the woman when she's on her period. he (or she, whichever you prefere) will swallow the woman's blood clots. hence, clotting.

  * e.g.,  ... jean: are you sure, charles? i'm on my period. it's pretty messy. 

 [ "clot" ]

1: The glob of gelatinous blood that the body creates to stop bleeding.

  * e.g.,  ... Vadim was cut by a throwing knife. As the blood spilled forth from his throbbing artery, the clotting factors were exposed to various proteins. These proteins caused the clotting cascade to begin and eventually a sticky fibrin mesh was laid down. Platelets then began adhering to this mesh and eventually the bleeding stopped. 

 [ "clot" ]

1: jamaican pronounciation of "clothe" meaning a tampon as used in swear words like "blood clot" or "bomba clot"

 [ "Clots" ]

1: In school where people in groups take up space in a hallway talking cause tight traiffic in the school

  * e.g.,  ... Sorry I was late for class there were so many clots in the hallway 

 [ "clot" ]

1: A derogatory slang term targeted toward a woman. Synonymous with bitch or cunt. Inferred reference to that special time of the month when women are particularly annoying due to PMS and menstrual bleeding.

  * e.g.,  ... Jim: What the fuck is up Lisa's ass? 

 [ "clot" ]

2: Also see clotbag

  * e.g.,  ... Dave: I have no idea. She's such a fucking clot!