" knotty "

 [ "knotty" ]

1: A term describing dreadlocks that are made naturally, without the help of a salon. Knotty dreads are generally kinky in appearance and worn by rastafarians.

  * e.g.,  ... "Knotty Dreadlock in a Babylon 

 [ "knotty" ]

2:  Bob Marley's song "Natty Dread" was originally entitled "Knotty Dread": Jamaican pronunciation, however, gives "Knotty" a sound that is almost identical to "natty", precisely the opposite of what the word actually means.

  * e.g.,  ... A dreadlock Congo Bongo I" 

 [ "knotty" ]

1: A term used by people from Wakefield West Yorkshire to describe someone who does something so stupid that the only the word knotty can be used. Knotty or knott describes what there head is doing. ie: fucked in head

  * e.g.,  ... Guy 1: hey chris is going out with fat bird with a kid 

 [ "Knotty" ]

1: is a term to describe men/women who enjoy getting knotted by k9's

  * e.g.,  ... she's a very knotty girl 

 [ "Knottie" ]

1: A bride, groom or other person (usually a member of a wedding party) that habituates theknot.com, a very popular bridal planning community bulletin board

  * e.g.,  ... "I suggested to Suze that since she just got engaged, she become a Knottie and sign up for The Knot." 

 [ "Knotty" ]

1: A person who is obsessed with knots and can be extremely naughty. A sidekick to the Hippie Bandit. A wonderful, helpful person whom people love very dearly. Someone who has a sense of great fun.

  * e.g.,  ... Oh, she's so knotty. Her wall has celtic knots all over them and her jokes are baaaaaad :D 

 [ "Knotty" ]

1: A person with low/lower levels of intelligence. Obviously we still love to have them as friends, but we love them cause we can make fun of them. Usually a crippling weeb.

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: Did you see what *friends name* tweeted recently? 

 [ "a knottie nettie" ]

1: an old womans pussy, in need and looking for cock, looks knarled, and the lips are purple from anger. Ed's kinda pissed he thought his wife was a knottie nettie, and when he checked,,SHE WAS AND IS!! holy shit that knottie nettie wanted me fuc kher, in the bar,,well i just ran the other way,, no purple pussy lips ever goin to get a hold of this cock!!

  * e.g.,  ... Ed's kinda pissed he thought his wife was a knottie nettie, and when he checked,,SHE WAS AND IS!! holy shit that knottie nettie wanted me fuck her, in the bar,,well i just ran the other way,, no purple pussy lips ever goin to get a hold of this cock!! oh man!! that woman even smells like she has a knottie nettie,,,RUN THE OTHER WAY!! 

 [ "Knotty Vegan" ]

1: A vegan who loves animals so much that they engage in sex with their pet.

  * e.g.,  ... I had no idea she was a knotty vegan bro, that shit really grosses me out. 

 [ "knotty grin" ]

1: (coined by Antenna Wilde)

  * e.g.,  ...  She spread her legs with a knotty grin. 

 [ "knotty grin" ]

2:  noun. A twisted, irregular vagina; misshapen, lopsided or irregular in general. A knotted smile.

  * e.g.,  ...  Her knotty grin betwixt me. 

 [ "knotty grin" ]

3:  adverb. A vagina betwixt.

 [ "knotty-pated" ]

1: Shakespearian insult for dull-witted, block head!

  * e.g.,  ... He was a beslubbering, knotty-pated, fustilarian. (An oily,dim witted, scoundrel)