" curdy "

 [ "curdy" ]

1: A man of impossible intelligence and good looks. His charisma and wit will draw you in, and once he is in your life no other man will ever be good enough for you. He will be called names such as "emo" and "geek" by his peers who feel threatened by his obvious superiority. They will also spread rumours, often making jokes about his manhood (which is, incidentally, large and in charge), in an attempt to tarnish his good name but will ultimately fail. In short, to be a curdy is to be a god on Earth, scorned by mortal men.

  * e.g.,  ... Sam: Damn, John's been pulling girls all night. When will we get lucky? 

 [ "Curdy" ]

1: (adj.) Derived from the word curd. Used to describe a particularly voluptuous woman. One level above "thic".

  * e.g.,  ...  "Damn, bro, Denise really grew into her body over the summer. She lookin' thic as fuck." "No, thanks. I like me a thic woman, but that bitch is curdy." 

 [ "Curdy" ]

1: Curdy is an adjective for your average cute but nerdy, the-boy-next-door type. A boy who is described as curdy may also be called adorkable or geekchic. Curdy is literally the combination of the words cute + nerdy. NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THE STUPID SLANG PUURTY. Like when people say pretty with a dumb accent.

  * e.g.,  ... Girl 1: Hey, look at that boy over there. With the glasses. 

 [ "curdy bum jumper" ]

1: An individual that covers himself in cottage cheese and attempts to jump over homeless people.

  * e.g.,  ... Homeless guy: "man that curdy bum jumper just hopped over me. So I licked the cottage cheese off his balls" 

 [ "Curdy" ]

1: How Indians such as akaEncoy pronounce "Curry"

  * e.g.,  ... Have you heard akaEncoy say "Curry" "I have." Fucking Indian pronounces it like "Curdy" "Ding dong eat it up, eat it well and mix it up"