" wispy "

 [ "wispy" ]

1: A crooked ass dick

  * e.g.,  ... richards wispy turns corners 

 [ "Wispies" ]

1: A word that Jojo Siwa thinks exists, but doesn't

  * e.g.,  ... So, I have two really big hair pet peeves. One of them is wispies, and two is I can't handle even when there's like-- one non-straight piece of my hair. 

 [ "Wispy" ]

1: A dirty thin feathery native mustache, common amongst tradition native Americans and Mexicans

  * e.g.,  ... Hey Victor, "your mustache is coming in real wispy" 

 [ "wispies" ]

1: wispies are the short fuzzy hairs that grow just below a guy's navel and run down to his bush.

  * e.g.,  ... I'm blond with blue eyes -- even my wispies are almost invisible! 

 [ "Wispy" ]

1: A word to describe someone who doesn’t talk much but is actually really cool of you get to know them. It is common for this person to enjoy Science Fiction films

  * e.g.,  ... “You know Alan, He’s kind of Wispy” 

 [ "Wispy" ]

1: Fu*k head

  * e.g.,  ... Annalisa you little wispy 

 [ "Wispy" ]

1: Fuck head

  * e.g.,  ... Cami you little wispy 

 [ "Wispy" ]

1: Lauren's word for:

  * e.g.,  ... Nolan comes out of the bathroom after about five minutes, he took a "wispy" pee. 

 [ "Wispy" ]

2: - Justin has a wimpy cough, Lauren has a "Wispy" cough.

 [ "Wispy" ]

3: -Long, extended amounts of time...

 [ "Wispy Dick" ]

1:  A take off whiskey dick, this party-centric term describes a member capable of penetrating solid walls and objects, including dry-wall and sheet steel. The catch is that only ghosts have them.

  * e.g.,  ...  Caspar - Oh shit guys, I think I got wispy dick. My gf is gonna be so mad. 

 [ "Wispy Dick" ]

2:  It can also describe a member exceptionally graceful in its ease of penetration, specifically those with foreskin intact.

  * e.g.,  ... Karl - Who cares dude, you can put that shit into anything! Wispy dick rocks.  

 [ "wispy faglestache" ]

1: a hipster who has a light mustache due to either being unkempt, they find a mustache ironic, they're Parisian, or simply cannot grow a real mustache due to being ethnic. A person with wispy faglestache usually looks like they've been dirty sanchez-ed.

  * e.g.,  ... I spotted a Wispy Faglestache the other day at Starbucks. OR In the 1980's Larry Bird wore a wispy faglestache.