" wisp "

 [ "wisp" ]

1: a wonderful tool, used to brush teeth. though, it is much more than merely brushing teeth. has a bead at the center of the brush that squirts a delightful minty burst into your mouth. just an all round fabulous mechanism. can also be used in verb form, as in "wisping".

  * e.g.,  ... "Did you see that wisp the blonde had? It was spectacular!" -Sally "Wisping is what I do in my free time; I usually wisp at a crisp pace." -Tom 

 [ "wisp" ]

1: an absolute simp

  * e.g.,  ... oi that wisp youtuber is a simp 

 [ "Wisp" ]

1: When a man or woman farts but it sounds silent. Usually from having too much butt sex.

  * e.g.,  ... Eric: *Wisp* 

 [ "Wisp" ]

1: Someone stealthy and sneaky. Unnoticable. Like a wisp of smoke, if someone is known as a "wisp" they usually have the skills of a master-ninja.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude, did you see that ninja? He was totally a wisp! Hey, check out this move I learned, I think it may put me at wisp status. 

 [ "Wisp" ]

1: Lisp with a lisp

  * e.g.,  ... "A wisp is how someone wist a wisp qould say wisp" "Biggus Dickus isa verwy good fwiend" 

 [ "Wisp" ]

1: When a fringe is too long, and brushed to the side, the section that flicks up. The most fucking annoying fringe to tame and maintain.

  * e.g.,  ... Omg, What's with the wisp? Cut your fringe already. 

 [ "WISP" ]

1: a wannabe emo (weemo). this person will tend to cut themselves and post pictures of their "cuts" on myspace, have internet boyfriends, post bulletins about needing their blade/cutting feels so good, make their whole "about me" section about their cutting and how "hard" their lives are when in truth they couldn't have it easier. these people also say they want to be "non-conformist" so that's why they aren't preppy, but in reality they are very conformist to each other. Most of the time they are lesbian/gay/bi. What freaks. WISP stands for wallowing in self pity or a combo of wimp and wuss.

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1-look at that wisp 

 [ "Wisp" ]

1: A cross between a wuss and a wimp.

  * e.g.,  ... Shawn: C'mon Monica, let me pinch you. 

 [ "Wisp" ]

1: When someone farts in their hand and wipes their hand on your face. Preferably the mouth and nose.

  * e.g.,  ... I let my girlfriend wisp me. 

 [ "Wisp Jone" ]

1: Complete inebriation while having great times with great people. It is customary to capture these great times with a snapchat story of a photo of said great people the caption, "wisp jone".

  * e.g.,  ... "Did you see Adam's wisp jone snapchat?"