" stringy "

 [ "stringy" ]

1: Common: A very poor online games player, particularly Enemy Territory.

  * e.g.,  ... stringy: How do install this programme again? 

 [ "stringy" ]

2: Occasional: Incompetent Information Technology Customer Service Representative. Spends all day chatting on IRC and setting up home websites via SSH.

  * e.g.,  ... you: What files have you got? 

 [ "stringy" ]

3: Invariably fails to install software correctly, then spends 4 hours on IRC discussing why with knowledgeable 'friends'. Goes home and forgets instructions, fails to re-install software correctly.

  * e.g.,  ... stringy: Just one, called install.exe 

 [ "stringy" ]

1: see n00b, newbie, asshat or assclown

  * e.g.,  ... Stringy is such a n00b/newbie/asshat/assclown 

 [ "Stringy" ]

1: Someone that you can pull/move to. A girl that’s easy to approach.

  * e.g.,  ... She actually looks bare stringy you know. 

 [ "Stringy" ]

1: Stringy

  * e.g.,  ... Stringy 

 [ "Stringy" ]

1: Having wrinkled clothing

  * e.g.,  ... Boy you looking stringy Damn that ass looks stringy 

 [ "stringy paddle" ]

1: n. A Violin.

  * e.g.,  ... Jerri (Amy Sedaris) discovers she has a previously unknown talent in this episode of the off-color Comedy Central series. Kicked out of the Flatpoint High orchestra by Mr. Jellineck (Paul Dinello) for pounding on the timpani and refusing to follow directions, a distressed Jerri remains behind after class and begins experimenting with the various instruments. Eavesdropping on the horrible sounds coming from the orchestra room, Mr. Noblot (Stephen Colbert) is stunned when Jerri picks up the violin and starts playing beautifully. Soon taking her under his wing and forcing her to practice tirelessly, Mr. Noblot isolates Jerri from her friends and peers in order to vicariously experience the success that eluded him as a child. Distressed by the scratches on Jerri's hands from attempting to groom the family cat, Mr. Noblot brings Jerri to live with him so that she may focus entirely on her practicing. With Mr. Noblot's newfound obsession driving a wedge between him and Mr. Jellineck, and the disapproval of Jerri's father adding to the negative impact that practicing has had on her social life, Jerri decides to give up the "stringy paddle" (her name for the violin) the very night of the Tri-County Music Championship. ~ Jason Buchanan, All Movie Guide 

 [ "stringy paddle" ]

2: As used in the Strangers With Candy episode when Jerri Blank (played by Amy Sedaris) becomes a violin prodigy.

 [ "stringy wingy" ]

1: eyebrows that have maybe 7 hairs

  * e.g.,  ... "tanya has stringy wingys for eyebrows" 

 [ "Stringy Hamster" ]

1: The stringy hamster is where a woman is menstruating and the male who hasn't shaved in a few days puts his face next to her vagina and her blood leaks on to his face resembling a violated hamster

  * e.g.,  ... Sometimes i wish we could share a Stringy Hamster 

 [ "stringy booger" ]

1: Whilst pulling your pointer finger out of your nostil, a stretchy, gummy substance sticks to your finger and the inner rim of your nose. Also known as stretchy boogers.

  * e.g.,  ... I just had an extremely long stringy booger which, to dispose of, I proceeded to wipe under the edge of the table. 

 [ "stringy booger" ]

2: Some string boogers are known to stretch several inches before detaching from the nostril.

 [ "Stringy Melt" ]

1: A phrase used to describe people who are boring/low self confidence/wear glasses/have no mates/study geology. A stringy melt wouldn't stick up for themselves or their friends in any situation and is generally not a good person to have around. A stringy melt will always wimp out of fun things.

  * e.g.,  ... 'Those geology boys are such stringy melts' or Bob - 'Jim you fancy coming out tonight?' Jim - 'Nah got ballet lessons' Bob - 'You stringy melt'