" buoyant "

 [ "buoyant" ]

1: Getting absolutely magged, loose, drunk at a party.

  * e.g.,  ... Tom: dude i think we are drunk 

 [ "Buoyant" ]

1: Something that’s like really unexpectedly cool. (The opposite would be if something were to “sink”)

  * e.g.,  ... Wow Amy, that party was buoyant. I can’t believe we almost didn’t go. Opposite: 

 [ "buoyant poop" ]

1: The type of poop that doesn't flush down the toilet on the first try.

  * e.g.,  ... I don't understand how people don't watch to see if their poopies go down. Sometimes they are very buoyant poop. 

 [ "Stay Buoyant" ]

1: To stay afloat. On top of your game.

  * e.g.,  ... "I can't believe we lost that game" 

 [ "Buoyant Bitch" ]

1: A fat person who is also a bitch

  * e.g.,  ... “Look at that fatty. He’s such a buoyant bitch” 

 [ "buoyant bum" ]

1: A bum to waste ratio and size that causes an individual to unintentionally float to the surface of the water when swimming; flotation typically occurs bum-first in extreme cases.

  * e.g.,  ... Dang dude, with a buoyant bum like that there is no way she can go snorkeling with us. 

 [ "Buoyant Pendulum" ]

1: A sexual position where a man suspends a woman, who spreads her arms and legs straight out, by holding on to her arms and suspending her legs with his own. While suspended, the man then proceeds to perform anal sex on the woman by raising and lowering the woman with his arms and legs. This is one of the most tiresome and difficult sexual positions known to man. To perform, one must have a large muscle mass.

  * e.g.,  ... Bro, those months at the gym finally payed off. Me and my girlfriend tried out the Buoyant Pendulum last night and I kept it going for seven minutes! 

 [ "Neutrally buoyant" ]

1: When you do a shit and it don’t sink or float it just stays in a suspended state central to the water level.

  * e.g.,  ... Hey Ash, I just took a dump. It was neutrally buoyant. That’s great work Dale 

 [ "buoyant terd" ]

1: Not quite the size of a turd, similar in size to a terd.... A bouyant terd is feces that floats to the top of the water, usually because of high amounts of meat a diet.

  * e.g.,  ... There was a buoyant terd in the toilet at school.