" glum "

 [ "glum" ]

1: A disheartened emotional state, often manifests a short loss of spirit, more colloquially described as a feeling of sad and shit

  * e.g.,  ... Only receiving the participation award Jimmy B seemed glum then angrily and dramatically raising his arm with a single erect digit in tow, and proudly waving it about at the announcer. Tiffany was glum after Martin misinterpreted her texts and did not respond. 

 [ "Glum Glum" ]

1: The act of going down on a female after the male has ejaculated inside her vag.

  * e.g.,  ... Barry: "Have you ever tasted your own spunk?" 

 [ "Glum" ]

1: looking or feeling dejected

  * e.g.,  ... “Why so glum chum” Johnny said. 

 [ "Glum" ]

1: used to describe someone who is really stupid or dumb

  * e.g.,  ... oh my god you are so glum 

 [ "Jag glum" ]

1: When the people of the Land Of Sweden forget something, SOMEONE has to feed a bird. It’s best explained as a ritual, and it’s not a good thing to glum doing it. If you’re alone in a room when you realise you forgot something, a lot of superstitious people write to for e.x the police saying ”Jag glum 💀” with a picture describing their feelings in the moment, for years of extra luck.

  * e.g.,  ... person 1: Hey Örjan, jag glum my keys. person 2: Oh, go back and get them! I’ll feed the bird for you. person 1: Thanks, Åke! 

 [ "glum chum" ]

1: Something you say to your Friend when thay look down in the dumps.. Its also a book glum chum very weird a? i know thats what i thought..

  * e.g.,  ... boy: *tears* 

 [ "Glum" ]

1: A glove that was used in sexual intercourse, resulting in it being filled with cum. Glove + Cum = Glum

  * e.g.,  ... Jennifer: WATCH OUT!!! 

 [ "glum💀" ]

1: Glum,glömma,forget,glömde (forgot in swedish)

  * e.g.,  ... jag glum💀 

 [ "glumming" ]

1: where one inverts his foreskin and proceeds to violently goon upon himself while spraying his load all over himself leaving it to chern and make a type of cheese

  * e.g.,  ... jerry heimer: did you hear chris hasn’t tried glumming yet? glinkenstien: yeah hes missing out on the taste of this fine set 

 [ "glum fucking" ]

1: A kinda sad, kinda angry, hard fucking style. Usually doggy style.

  * e.g.,  ... Ever since my boyfriend got depressed he's only into to glum fucking.