" glum "

 [ "glum" ]

1: A disheartened emotional state, often manifests a short loss of spirit, more colloquially described as a feeling of sad and shit

  * e.g.,  ... Only receiving the participation award Jimmy B seemed glum then angrily and dramatically raising his arm with a single erect digit in tow, and proudly waving it about at the announcer. Tiffany was glum after Martin misinterpreted her texts and did not respond. 

 [ "Glum Glum" ]

1: The act of going down on a female after the male has ejaculated inside her vag.

  * e.g.,  ... Barry: "Have you ever tasted your own spunk?" 

 [ "Glum" ]

1: looking or feeling dejected

  * e.g.,  ... “Why so glum chum” Johnny said. 

 [ "Glum" ]

1: used to describe someone who is really stupid or dumb

  * e.g.,  ... oh my god you are so glum 

 [ "Jag glum" ]

1: When the people of the Land Of Sweden forget something, SOMEONE has to feed a bird. It’s best explained as a ritual, and it’s not a good thing to glum doing it. If you’re alone in a room when you realise you forgot something, a lot of superstitious people write to for e.x the police saying ”Jag glum 💀” with a picture describing their feelings in the moment, for years of extra luck.

  * e.g.,  ... person 1: Hey Örjan, jag glum my keys. person 2: Oh, go back and get them! I’ll feed the bird for you. person 1: Thanks, Åke! 

 [ "glum chum" ]

1: Something you say to your Friend when thay look down in the dumps.. Its also a book glum chum very weird a? i know thats what i thought..

  * e.g.,  ... boy: *tears* 

 [ "Glum" ]

1: A glove that was used in sexual intercourse, resulting in it being filled with cum. Glove + Cum = Glum

  * e.g.,  ... Jennifer: WATCH OUT!!! 

 [ "glum💀" ]

1: Glum,glömma,forget,glömde (forgot in swedish)

  * e.g.,  ... jag glum💀 

 [ "glum" ]

1: a secondary meaning for glum: to say bad, not good, not positive. Usually used to be negative.

  * e.g.,  ... That maths test was so glum bro! 

 [ "pudge-glum" ]

1: a staple of southern cuisine. pudge-glum is a treat wherein you hold a mouthful of sprite, then stir in as many spoonfuls of flour as you can fit. raw flour is ideal, but unfortunately the leftist CDC wants to take away our raw pudge-glum on the basis of "e coli" and "salmanella"

  * e.g.,  ... it wouldn't be an Arkansas Thanksgiving Gathering without your grandma's fresh pineapple ham, and the pudge-glum station in the corner.