" woeful "

 [ "woeful" ]

1: an expression of sad tidings or events.

  * e.g.,  ... we've run out of toilet paper? Woeful... 

 [ "Woeful" ]

1: Said when something bad, or unfunny happens. Different tones are used for different scenarios

  * e.g.,  ... Gay Person: Oh my! You're the filling of an Idiot Sandwich! *Chuckle* 

 [ "Woeful" ]

2: *Psychopathic Woeful*

  * e.g.,  ... Normal Person: *Psychopathic Woeful* 

 [ "Woeful" ]

3: Shouted at the top of someone's voice until veins start appearing on forehead, used after something so bad it's beyond belief.

  * e.g.,  ... Gay Person: (Explaining the lesson ahead in double Electronics) 

 [ "Woeful" ]

4: *Low tone Woeful*

  * e.g.,  ... Normal Person: *Low Tone Woeful* 

 [ "Woeful" ]

5: Goes very deep, and said slowly, usually when something boring or pointless is about to happen.

  * e.g.,  ... Gay Person: (Trips over trying to do a Maradona style turn in a football game) 

 [ "Woeful" ]

6: *Mark Lawrenson Woeful*

  * e.g.,  ... Normal Person: *Mark Lawrenson Woeful* 

 [ "Woeful" ]

7: Type in "Pluck That Tash" on Google and play the game to find out the sound, used after poor football or sporting skills are shown.

  * e.g.,  ... Gay Person: Biology ain't that bad really. 

 [ "Woeful" ]

8: *Normal Woeful*

  * e.g.,  ... Normal Person: (Pauses and Stares) *Normal Woeful* 

 [ "woeful social" ]

1: Bonding over pain shared.

  * e.g.,  ... You are being very woeful social joining that group.