" dire "

 [ "dire" ]

1: very bad, very serious or extreme, critical, desperate, critical

  * e.g.,  ... the dire issue of oil profits, that garbage looks dire,to find Bin Laden is a dire emergency, dire hurrican 

 [ "dire" ]

1: abbreviation for diarrhea. The result of something that infuriates you becuase it is so stupid or corny in a kind of inexplicable way. ie. couples that take pictures of themselves kissing and post them on facebook, tear-jerking commercials, the movie Garden State, Uggs, adolescent livejournals.

  * e.g.,  ... "this elevator music is really giving me dire." 

 [ "Dired" ]

1: Feeling so tired you want to die.

  * e.g.,  ... I had no sleep last night and I was so dired because I had a long day ahead. 

 [ "Diree" ]

1: Diree is a wonderful person, quite the oddball and sometimes she can even be a switched mood from time to time, but when she gets energy watch out she can be extremely random and unpredictable, a shy type to most but once you get to meet her she is a kind wacky soul

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: Oh look it's Diree she's always shy 

 [ "DIRE" ]

1: DIRE is a group of 7 men that rule Miami.

  * e.g.,  ... “Holy shit is that DIRE?” 

 [ "DIRE" ]

2: Memeky: The romantic one of the bunch. Preys on on chicks whose dads are in real estate. Former Heavy Weight.

 [ "DIRE" ]

3: Bot: The healthiest man and robot alive. No further info needed.

 [ "DIRE" ]

4: Jayro: Aspiring DJ and Nascar driver. Does not care about anyone’s feelings.

 [ "DIRE" ]

5: Bert: The funniest beaner on the block. Can often find him staring into space with his ADD.

 [ "DIRE" ]

6: Beve: The dirtiest man alive. Will dog your mom and sister with no regret.

 [ "DIRE" ]

7: Kot aka Red Man: Manliest looking out of the bunch. Tufts Commit. Jackomonoting: Protector of the homosexual community. WashU Commit. Acts mad when his girl is mad.

 [ "Dire" ]

1: Very similar to Dour, used in the same circumstances: Gay remarks, bad mistake, bad joke or generally being an Arsehole.

  * e.g.,  ... Gay Person: Oh! I love Space! 

 [ "dire rear" ]

1: When you have loose bowels. Diarrhea. You know, when your rear is in a dire situation.

  * e.g.,  ... That curry gave me dire rear! 

 [ "dire straits" ]

1: to be in serious shit !!!! to be fucked up !!!

  * e.g.,  ... you dumasses don't even know your own language !!! You're in Dire straits 

 [ "dire bear" ]

1: Like a bear, but dire. Similar to dire wolves.

  * e.g.,  ... "All of Winnipeg is overrun with dire bears" 

 [ "Dire Straits" ]

1: The most useful way to divide the body of music created by man, is into Dire Straits, and non-Dire Straits.

  * e.g.,  ... "Dire Straits is the only band that plays like an organic whole" -- Bob Dylan. 

 [ "Dire Straits" ]

2: Once you've learned to appreciate the subtely and refinement of Knopfler and company, every other artist pales in comparsion.

 [ "Dire Straits" ]

3: Eric Clapton has admitted an inferiority complex because of Knopfler's majestic guitar stylings.

 [ "Dire Straits" ]

4: Dire Straits: will there ever be a better band?