" urgent "

 [ "URGENT" ]

1: A term used liberally by Lawyers,Bankers, people working in the Finance sector etc to describe something which all too often is not actually urgent but they simply want it done quicker.

  * e.g.,  ... Hey IT Support, my phone is crackling and I must have someone look at it urgently. OR Hi IT Support, I have got a new icon on my desktop and I need to know what it is urgently. 

 [ "URGENT" ]

2: quick-urgent

  * e.g.,  ... Hey Messengers, I have got some files on my desk for archiving and they must be taken away as a matter of urgency. 

 [ "urgentness" ]

1: Verb. The act of impatiently waiting.

  * e.g.,  ... You’re deadline and urgentness are both too soon for me I will need more time. 

 [ "Urgent 2k" ]

1: If you are a Nigerian guy, you will understand what "URGENT 2K" mean Even if you're in love with the girl, you go kukuma out immediately

  * e.g.,  ... Ole: Tundu! Please, I need urgent 2k Therefore; Tunde is a member of Stingy Men Association of Nigeria (SMAN) Tunde: OK, let me see what I can do (na there e end) Brothers code 301: Save your brother from urgent 2k ladies 

 [ "Urgent 2k" ]

1: Nigerian girls best borrowing method

  * e.g.,  ... Abeg you fit give me urgent 2k I go pay back 

 [ "Urgent Pirate" ]

1: When a man cannot wait to place his erect penis in a woman's bum, and so hastens around sticking his penis in any asses he can find. Possibly he would even pirate a man's ass in his haste. Very bad news to be standing in front of such a pirate in line for, say, groceries.

  * e.g.,  ... That Urgent Pirate just stabbed your nasty-ass mom in the butt! 

 [ "Urgent Bum" ]

1: When you're in polite company but you've eaten a dodgy kebab the night before and your arse is about to explode with diarrhoea.

  * e.g.,  ... "Do excuse me Elizabeth, but the kebab I ate last night has given me a touch of the urgent bum." 

 [ "urgent tug" ]

1: Short, sharp male masturbation performed under time pressure. Often at risk of being caught/interrupted

  * e.g.,  ... The wife went to the shop, time for an urgent tug! 

 [ "quick-urgent" ]

1: To deliver before the request was even thought of

  * e.g.,  ... Get me those leads, quick-urgent! 

 [ "Urgent texter" ]

1: Someone who replies immediately to a text

  * e.g.,  ... "Thank you for responding immediately, you are an urgent texter!" 

 [ "2k urgent" ]

1: Way of girls asking 2000 urgently

  * e.g.,  ... I need 2k urgently