" shoestring "

 [ "On a shoestring" ]

1: On an extremely limited budget.

  * e.g.,  ... “They’re going on vacation, but it’s going to be on a shoestring. They don’t have very much money right now.” 

 [ "christ on a shoestring" ]

1: An exclamation similar to "Jesus Fucking Christ" with the added sentiment of getting on one's last nerve, i.e., hanging by a shoestring. Best said when one is completely baffled.

  * e.g.,  ... "Christ on a shoestring, I have no idea what a guy wants. First date #1 wants to have sex, #2 wants a goodnight kiss, #3 thinks I'm too physically aggressive if I give him a hug and a kiss on the cheek to say goodnight. I might as well just become a lesbian." 

 [ "Kentucky Shoestring" ]

1: Imagine a dick eating another dick

  * e.g.,  ... God damn it Sam! If you do that one more time I'm gonna give you a Kentucky Shoestring. 

 [ "Kentucky Shoestring" ]

2: In technical terms...When one male gently but forcefully places another males penis inside of his own penis.

 [ "Shoestring special" ]

1: A tiny g sring

  * e.g.,  ... Did you see the shoestring special on that bird? 

 [ "chewing on shoestrings" ]

1: This occurs when an individual becomes zonked out on heroin or fentanyl while standing up. The upper body will be slumped over, bent at the waist and the arms will be hanging down towards the ground, giving the appearance of someone attempting to chew his or her own shoelaces.

  * e.g.,  ... "Hey, what's wrong with that guy over there in the alley?" 

 [ "jason shoestring" ]

1: jason shoestring is a beautiful man with brown shoestring hair and deep brown eyes, looks alot like misterpoopman.

  * e.g.,  ... person 1: did you see jason shoestrings new video ?? 

 [ "shoestring" ]

1: When you strangle a motherfucken punkass bitch with da own shoestring

  * e.g.,  ... Here come that bitchass that stole my chucks, Watch me shoestring his ass. 

 [ "Pooping Out Shoestrings" ]

1: To poop out thin stringy turds

  * e.g.,  ... "I was on the toilet for 10 minutes pooping out shoestrings" 

 [ "shoestringers" ]

1: jason shoestring’s fandom name.

  * e.g.,  ... the shoestringers posted jason shoestring edits. 

 [ "garpsneegle arkumdorf shoestring" ]

1: You’re a dweeb/daggumit

  * e.g.,  ... You’re a garpsneegle arkumdorf shoestring.