" stumpy "

 [ "stumpy" ]

1: n; A stumpy is a one who plays third base in softball but ironically enough has never gotten to third base himself.

  * e.g.,  ... There sat stumpy too afraid to take a lead so he sat on the base playing with his balls. 

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1: A Stumpy is a short, fat, lazy man who loves sleeping in til 3PM. He usually watches somewhere around 5-6 hours of television a night with himself and his broken couch. A Stumpy also tells many fictional fables or stories.

  * e.g.,  ... I called my jobless friend a "Stumpy" because he was a fat and useless. 

 [ "stumpy" ]

1: A short, fat, harry girl who people often mistake for a legless, male rat

  * e.g.,  ... Woah, is that a rat or a stumpy? 

 [ "stumpy" ]

1: A dick that is 2 times the size wide as it is long

  * e.g.,  ... Man, I don't know what the hell that thing was, looked like a stumpy 

 [ "stumpy" ]

1: to have the characteristics of a tiny individual; resembling a person who dies in combat due to being stepped on

  * e.g.,  ... A stumpy soldier died when his fox hole was literally a foxhole. 

 [ "stumpy" ]

1: Stumpy is a short, stubby, bloated man who loves food, yu-gi-oh, and the coach. They typically tell stories or fables that or fiction all of the time.

  * e.g.,  ... i called my friend a stumpy because he never got any pussy and always was watching t.v. 

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1: A stumpy is a homosexual teenage boy, with a stumpy thumb and a choid. Goes with the crowd, and never has any ideas of their own

  * e.g.,  ... Richard (Stumpy) archer 

 [ "stumpy" ]

1: someone with a flat face, looks like they've been hit in the face with a tree stump

  * e.g.,  ... little boy : mummy look at that girl over there 

 [ "stumpy" ]

1: a boob that is significantly smaller than the other one

  * e.g.,  ... your left boob looks like a stumpy! 

 [ "stumpy" ]

1: #1- " Someone who is the definition of a tool. They hold the world record for the most pimples. They once ate a mans face. They enjoy pizza and pop."

  * e.g.,  ... " Did you see that stumpy eat that man whole?!?!" 

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2: #2- " Havimg a small carrot."