" squatty "

 [ "squatty" ]

1: The quality of being squatty: to have compressed features, to be wider than tall.

  * e.g.,  ... Doanld's girlfriend is squatty. 

 [ "squatty" ]

1: A word used to describe an accountant who works at a large midwestern company

  * e.g.,  ... Remember Ron who used to work here, he was very squatty. 

 [ "Squatties" ]

1: Plural form of "Squatty." A term used by "adults" to refer to children. It is meant as to tease or make the children feel like little babies. This verbal expression of enmity is most often used by a teasing uncle when referring to his nieces and nephews. The term is based on the observation that young kids squat down instead of bending down to look at things. This squatting behavior ceases when children grow up, become less limber, and start developing a better sense of reason and logic.

  * e.g.,  ... When speaking to young children an immature adult or older kid might say, "You wouldn't understand; you're just a bunch of little squatties." The children usually run to the nearest responsible adult and cry out, for instance, "Grandma, Uncle Matt just called us squatties!" 

 [ "Squatty" ]

1: What you call a girl that's between 5'2 and 5'5 with a fat ass and thighs that's been acting like a bitch.

  * e.g.,  ... Female (with a fat ass of course): Why you gotta drink and smoke all the time? You're never gonna do shit acting like that. You better clean up your act. Male: The fuck? I only do that shit on the weekend. Bitch, you squatty. 

 [ "squatty potty" ]

1: A stool for a better stool!

  * e.g.,  ... Did you get the new squatty potty? 

 [ "squatty body" ]

1: A girl that is short and has a thick, big butt but is otherwise pretty skinny. They wear jeans a lot and they look really good in them.

  * e.g.,  ... Squatty body got it goin on. 

 [ "squatty potty" ]

1: Another name for the Carolina squat, the front of the truck is in the air likes it's taking a shit on the squatty potty

  * e.g.,  ... "hey look at that truck there" "it looks like it's on the squatty potty 

 [ "Squatty Potty" ]

1: Sex Position: guy sitting on toilet taking a poop while the girl is on top reverse cowgirl.

  * e.g.,  ... “My favorite position is the squatty potty. Really helps with my constipation!” 

 [ "human squatty potty" ]

1: It’s that thing when you sit on the toilet and to have good posture, two midgets crouch on the bathroom floor and you put your feet on their heads.

  * e.g.,  ... Yo I’m going to this this stall, it’s got a human squatty potty. Great for your posture, dude. 

 [ "Squattie" ]

1: Someone with great clothes, accessories and electronics....cuz they don't pay rent or bills since they are squatting

  * e.g.,  ... Eduardo is such a squattie in designer duds and gear He thinks he's living like a baller and looking like a pimp but he is a scamming squattie.