" touring "

 [ "touring" ]

1: The fuck?

  * e.g.,  ... "Hey Dick, did ya hear Feral Mole is touring next month? 

 [ "touring" ]

2: Touring isn't defined?

  * e.g.,  ... Dick: "Phuk, don't gimme dat shit nigga I don't care." 

 [ "touring" ]

3: Nigga please.

 [ "touring" ]

4: Touring- To tour you stupid motherfucker what do you think?

 [ "on tour" ]

1: vt. ("to go on tour"); to go clubbing or on a pub crawl with a collection of acquaintances, with the sole mission to get as bladdered as possible and generally behave in a leary and lecherous manner. See also on the sauce, on the razzle dazzle.

  * e.g.,  ... Me: "So are you guys on tour, to the teef?" 

 [ "on tour" ]

2: A keen pasttime of

  * e.g.,  ... Jamie: "Aye, heavy to the who! Bushtucker tour 2006!" 

 [ "Tour" ]

1: Often used as the following of bands, in particular jam bands such as Phish, Grateful Dead, String Cheese Incident

  * e.g.,  ... To be on tour, To go on tour 

 [ "Tour" ]

1: A night out with friends involving the excessive consumption of alcohol and cheating on your partner.

  * e.g.,  ... "Fucking hell I was twisted last night... fucked some tart, keep it quiet tho don't want <insert girlfriends name here> to find out" 

 [ "Toure" ]

1: Average brown/black man

  * e.g.,  ... That dam toure 

 [ "Toure" ]

1: To think, and strongly believe that you know what you are talking about, when in reality you do not. To get high level positions as a "journalist", through simply using loudmouth and irrelevant arguments. To know nothing about politics, and yet cover it on a major news organization. To copy Cornel West's style both in fashion and demeanor, even though Cornel West is an accredited and well respected individual, unlike Toure himself.

  * e.g.,  ... "Damn, man! You totally Toure'd that final presentation in Constitutional Law 101!" "How dare you share that view on politics! Who do you think you are, Toure?!" "Stop Toureing my style, chief." "I only got this job cause I Toure'd my way up here." "Having Toure cover politics on MSNBC is like having had Sarah Palin as Vice President of the United States." 

 [ "Tour" ]

1: An all night experience with liquor, possibly drugs, and friends of your choice. There will be no sleep. Sex is optional. You go where the liquor takes you

  * e.g.,  ... Man i was on a dirty tour last night, im so hungover. i dont even know what happened 

 [ "Tour" ]

1: when someone cannot sit down and work but has to walk around and wave

  * e.g.,  ... 'Hi C aren't you supposed to be revising' 

 [ "tour" ]

1: To go on an ecstacy binge for days at a time.

  * e.g.,  ... "I just popped 10 and ive been on tour for 12 days" 

 [ "tour" ]

1: A 12-hour shift on an oil or gas drilling rig, usually from 12:00-12:00 or 6:00-6:00.

  * e.g.,  ... I spent a month offshore working the midnight tour and now my skin is pale as hell.