" swabs "

 [ "swab" ]

1: A sailor. Disparaging.

  * e.g.,  ... When the ships come in, all the swabs come down to the bars to get drunk. 

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2: This term, frequently used by non-sailors to refer to sailors, is most likely a contraction of the term "swabbie" or "swabby", presumably derived from the notion of sailors "swabbing the deck". "Swabbie/y" is currently in use only among the elderly; "swab" is the more common term among young people.

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3: Typically applied to sailors of the U.S. Navy.

 [ "swab" ]

1: Super weak ass bitch.

  * e.g.,  ... Me: Bro, you comin out tonight? Bro: Nah, I'd rather stay home and do something lame. Me: Stop being a swab. 

 [ "Swab" ]

1: To "swab" is to perform in the act of female masturbation, or to finger a female. The past tense would be "Swabbed".

  * e.g.,  ... Ex. Angela: "I'm so horny, I think I'm gonna go swab." Marcus: "I was swabbing this girl the other day, and she totally had herpes!" Jaime: "It smells like tuna in here!" 

 [ "Swabbed" ]

1: When a cotton swab is inserted up your nose for medical testing (the rona).

  * e.g.,  ... Bro, I just got swabbed. I swear that swab touched my brain Yo! I heard you got swabbed last week! You got the Kung flu? 

 [ "Swab" ]

1: Slang for female masturbation. Coined by a female caller to the Big O and Dukes radio show.

  * e.g.,  ... Caller: "I swab to the sex scene in Monster's Ball." 

 [ "SWAB" ]

1: SWAB stands for Slithering Wanker at the Bottom. It is when one decides to plunge from a high area to the ground and they are an idiot for doing so and thus injure themselves and all they have left to do is slither around at the bottom.

  * e.g.,  ... " I got upset and decided to SWAB" 

 [ "SWAB" ]

1: Acronym for: Sex-positive, Woman-centered, Adult lifestyle Blog. In an effort to tap into the market segment represented by women, many mainstream porn websites have developed female-friendly blogs.

  * e.g.,  ... I love that blog -- it's so SWAB. As a woman, I feel that it speaks to my views on sexuality. 

 [ "SWAB" ]

1: A young lady who responds to a gentlemans attempts to get into her knickers with monosyllabic disinterest.

  * e.g.,  ... "She looks well fit, but I tried chatting her up, and she's a right SWAB!" 

 [ "SWAB" ]

2: A Single Word Answer Bitch.

 [ "SWABS" ]

1: Sweaty Ass and Ball's

  * e.g.,  ... It's so hot in here, I've got SWABS. 

 [ "swab" ]

1: an acronym for Shanked With A Bullet Due to the superior feeling caused by stabbing someone with a knife in the gaming world, swab or swabbed is used to ridicule an opponent after an especially superior kill. Since a shank is essentially a pointed object, to swab someone basically means to shank them at range.

  * e.g.,  ... ch00bs4uc3: Dangit I died!