" salts "

 [ "SALTS" ]

1: SALTS - Smiled A Little Then Stopped

  * e.g.,  ... friend: *sends dead meme* 

 [ "salted" ]

1: when pain is inflicted by means of insult, blackmail, or general embarassment. originated from when salt is sprinkled into a wound, causing further stinging and pain. later, gestures were added for effect, often consisting of rubbing fingers together over the victim's head to suggest gingerly applying a layer of salt for extra emphasis on "being served."

  * e.g.,  ... -your momma's so fat that when her beeper goes off, everyone thinks she's backin up 

 [ "no salt" ]

1: Another way to say "don't be salty".

  * e.g.,  ... Jeff: Look at the new guy my ex is dating, he's so ugly. 

 [ "SALTS" ]

1: Coined by comedian De Ray Davis meaning Smiled A Little Then Stopped. The modern man's answer to LOL or LMAO

  * e.g.,  ... (Text message) 

 [ "SALTS" ]

1: Smile

  * e.g.,  ... Yo mom so fat she eats wheat thicks.... SALTS :) 

 [ "SALTS" ]

2: A

 [ "SALTS" ]

3: Little

 [ "SALTS" ]

4: Then

 [ "SALTS" ]

5: Stopped People have recently used this because no one really Laughs out loud or lmaoo they SMILE A LITTLE THEN STOP

 [ "SALTS" ]

1: When someone says something funny, we say LOL which stands for Laugh out Loud. However, we are not really laughing, we smile a little then we stop, right? So SALTS = smile a little, then stop

  * e.g.,  ... Hey remember that time something really funny happened? It wasn't that funny, i just salts 

 [ "Salt" ]

1: When someone you know fucks you over or pisses you off!

  * e.g.,  ... Damn I can't believe Rick man he gave me salt yesterday totally fucked me over Or * today I was talking to John and all he did was give me pure salt all day!* 

 [ "salted" ]

1: When someone is insulted, embarassed, or made to look like a fool of some sort.

  * e.g.,  ... David Oh: Matt, you're such a fuckin' douchebag! 

 [ "salted" ]

2: Originally "assaulted", but later reduced to a more convenient syllable count.

  * e.g.,  ... (Matt cries) 

 [ "SALTS" ]

1: Acronym for Smiled A Little Then Stopped coined by DeRay Davis

  * e.g.,  ... I read your twitter joke.... SALTS... Smiled a little then stopped. 

 [ "salt" ]

1:  noun - A labor organizer who obtains employment with a company for the sole purpose of unionizing the workers. verb - To obtain employment with a company for the sole purpose of unionizing the workers; to be a salt. (Also: salting).

  * e.g.,  ... Labor organizer speaking to other organizers: "We're trying to establish a union at Wal-Mart, but we can't approach the workers while they're on the job. We need someone to volunteer to be a salt." CEO speaking to Human Resources department: "You need to be vigilant when hiring, we're trying to avoid the employees unionizing and we don't want any salts agitating the workforce."