" sailors "

 [ "sailors" ]

1: A jolly good old time where heterosexual men take a bubble bath together wearing paper sailor hats. Playing with rubby duckies, squirt guns, boats and action figures are not necessary, but highly encouraged.

  * e.g.,  ... Hey dude, want to come over and play sailors? 

 [ "sailors" ]

1: A group of 4 extremely sexy girls. Everyone looks up to them and strives to be them. They make head's turn, and are possibly the best looking, best personality beings to ever walk this earth. Their boat was once amazing, you know you want in, as they allready have many people on the waiting list as wanabees. They know how to have a good time, with chocolate baths, towns, cake, sleepovers, dances and more, but also know how to have a fight. Ohh the sailor chats, geeso. They out do any other group and of course have the perfect penis.

  * e.g.,  ... 'Dan: OMG Who are those FITTIES? 

 [ "sailors" ]

1: Cum; semen (get it, seamen?)

  * e.g.,  ... There's no feeling like getting your sailors to swim into your girl's sea of love. 

 [ "Sailor" ]

1: The sailors of the United States Navy are among the most disciplined, devoted, and well-trained fighting men the world has ever known. They drink gasoline and piss fire, The spit bullets and shit bombs, and will swim across the ocean with a knife in their teeth just for the chance to carve up those that threaten their homeland. Modern day sailors leave wakes of dead bodies or smoldering craters wherever they go. They are sneaky sons of bitches, and usually the only thing that lets you know they are present is the earsplitting howl of an incoming tomahawk missile, or the cold steel of an oil-slick blade slicing through your throat. Rumor has it that sailors are rowdy drunks. This is absolutely true. No other branch of the service can stand up to the fury of a US sailor's binge drinking. The Coast Guard spills their wine, the Air Force wets themselves, the Army passes out, and the Marine Corps bitterly sit alone at the bar muttering bad gay jokes to themselves. There is a rivalry between the US Marine Corps and the US Navy. This is the result of the quantity of beautiful exotic women that sailors make love to every time they pull into a foreign port. The Marines are jealous of this, because they only get to fuck Ali-Babba and his goats. There are no fine women out in the desert. The Marines spread lies about sailors, calling them cowardly or homosexual, but never to their faces, that is unwise. Don't fuck with US Navy Sailors. HONOR, COURAGE, COMMITMENT.

  * e.g.,  ... Foreigner one: Hey! An American warship ship just pulled into port! Foreigner two: Oh shit, sailors! Hide the women and the booze! 

 [ "Sailor" ]

2: HOOYA NAVY

 [ "sailor" ]

1: Someone who uses profanity often in their speech; especially when angered or in a bad mood.

  * e.g.,  ... My friend Randy's a sailor. You should see him when he plays golf: "That fuckin' golf ball just won't fuckin' get in that fuckin' hole!" 

 [ "sailor" ]

1: What hookers often call a potential customer.

  * e.g.,  ... Hey sailor, looking for a good time? 

 [ "sailoring" ]

1: verb. Getting very drunk, cursing, chasing women, and singing dirty songs in public.

  * e.g.,  ... Mr. Whimple: Doris, any idea where our son is going tonight? Mrs. Whimple: I assume he's going out sailoring with his buddies… Mr. Whimple: (under his breath) Friggin bum... 

 [ "sailor" ]

1:  A hard working member of the United States Navy

  * e.g.,  ... "see him? that's the 8th girl tonight, what a sailor!" 

 [ "sailor" ]

2:  Accused of being gay by faggot ass Marine and Army soldiers (see also bullet sponge)

  * e.g.,  ... "my friend joe just worked a 48 hour day, what a sailor" 

 [ "sailor" ]

3:  Persons who after spending much time at sea sleep with women in many different ports (see also prostitutes)

 [ "sailor" ]

4:  someone who gets more tail than anyone could possibly imagine

 [ "Sailorism" ]

1: A form of relgion based off of doing someone dirty. It can also be a serious condition in which people can not stop doing someone dirty, it is considered a very contagious disease.

  * e.g.,  ... I can't believe you had sex with that girl, and then kicked her out of your bed... You Sailor! 

 [ "Sailor" ]

1: A beautiful girl with captivating dark eyes, a contagious smile and wild curly hair. Her grin, sometimes ornery, but always enjoyable, her giggles so completely adorable. She is as sweet as cupcake and soft as kitten. She is pure preciousness from the top of her head, past her button nose and right down to her pink polished toes. If you ever have the pleasure of meeting this lovely little lady, you will then understand what I mean, when I say she is a Rose.

  * e.g.,  ... The girl is so fresh, she's like an ocean breeze, warm like a summer sunset and as wild as the seas, she must be a Sailor.